I was... er... protecting your modesty?
10.03.2026 20:45
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I can't think what you mean. I'm all sweetness and innocence...
10.03.2026 20:39
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Just don't expect to stay clean :)
10.03.2026 20:35
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That should go without saying. Though it should also go with a lot of pictures.
10.03.2026 20:20
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Oh well, we'll just have to have a tiny one.
You must come over and sample my Ice Bath (to be filled with warm goo, not ice)
10.03.2026 19:58
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I've often thought about having a gunge pool party... only problem is I don't have the space to do that!
10.03.2026 19:54
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Oh absolutely - I meant more in terms of dealing with the huge queue :)
10.03.2026 19:35
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We'll need a bigger pool...
10.03.2026 19:10
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Yes please!
09.03.2026 18:17
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Aw he’s such a sweetie!
09.03.2026 18:15
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Just the way we like it.
08.03.2026 15:40
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Heh, I know you'd never take me up on it, but it's a hot thought!
08.03.2026 11:47
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Oh you can take it all if you like ;-)
08.03.2026 11:42
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Red Amoresy shorts
This is entirely your fault
08.03.2026 11:40
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May as well make a total mess then :)
08.03.2026 11:38
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To continue with crass innuendo, I'd very much enjoy getting behind him
08.03.2026 11:38
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If you've taken 100s of creamy loads, you must be worn out!
08.03.2026 11:36
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I like your eye for detail!
08.03.2026 11:35
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Oh he knows *exactly* how to tease.
08.03.2026 11:34
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The business suit in question should be lycra, of course.
So when're you popping over? *unlocks door*
08.03.2026 11:33
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(it involves that going my mouth)
08.03.2026 11:31
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I'd like the First Class experience, please.
08.03.2026 11:21
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Yeah it's not in a sexy way!
08.03.2026 11:15
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Oh same, I don't give Daddy. If anything I give "mum"
08.03.2026 10:47
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We should be able to wear lycra/cycling kit in the swimming pool :)
08.03.2026 10:38
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Even better! Always need a good shower after a ride (or maybe a swim)
08.03.2026 10:33
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When I see someone describing themself as "daddy" and they're... my age, it's a bit of a puncture to my "I am still young and pretty" fantasy.
08.03.2026 10:33
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Oh yes please!
08.03.2026 10:31
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Could be chilly, do you need a human hot water bottle? *volunteers*
08.03.2026 10:28
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(and of course you'd get to be one of the first test subjects)
07.03.2026 22:23
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