Enantiodromia Non-Enjoyer

Can I get a ruh-roh raggy in chat fam

I'd be willing to bet that if you're hired as or interested in being an ICE agent, I've killed you in a video game before.

How in the everliving fuck is someone with any semblance of critical thinking supposed to believe the TOMAHAWK MISSLE was stolen and used??? The fuck did they do, steal the tank it's attacked to??? Light a fuse behind it and plug their ears????

More like Straight of America
As in not gay
*high-fives own dick*

Keep slingin' these zingers baby

🌈friendship🌈

And shhhh a secret other thing: 🪓

Some stay dry and others feel the pain

Yo just fyi internet browser subscription-based services are like sooo on the horizon. I'm looking at you person-who-uses-Google-based-services-for-everything-because-it's-currently-free-or-resembles-free.

Is "dog walker" a political term I don't know about or....?

"Greedo. The late great Greedo. Did you know he shot first? And he was right to do so. I have people in the streets telling me Greedo shot first and he was right to do so. I didn't see Star Trek but I believe this, I do."

Don't forget the secret third button: "enslave kids"

Is there a kind of lie so unmatched in the sheer density of falsehood that it transcends the meaning of a base "lie"? A super lie? That's what this is.

Because uhhhhhhhhhh....
...hmm.

Must be really embarrassing to be a right-winger who claims to be educated right now.

I'm getting the feeling this guy just wants to relentlessly harm kids in every way possible.

We live in a society where we are more willing to be visibly angered by peoples' pizza topping choices than we are at the congressional death machine run by child rapists, and it shows.

My ancestors fought bears and survived famine and war. Here I am trying not to poop too fast or I'll get a tummy ache.

I claim to be an artist. Here's a sketch of my perpetually wip story's main character; my oc Augustine. I drew her back in August 2023 and, I think, that was the last time I enjoyed drawing. I don't know what happened, really. That desire function to create art is just gone. What does one do now?

Forget stupid real Earth. Let's go conquer Cyberstan.

Gottttem

Or a hamster.

Dear Overwatch dev team:
I do not want to shoot a cat.

Guess who up listening to celestial breakcore while cooking blue boxxxxx

Yeeeeah there's no way that happened

They want us to be violent SO BAD. They want us to retaliate with guns and knives so they can go "SEE? SEE HOW VIOLENT DEOMCRATS ARE??? THEY'RE INSANE!!" It fits their narrative perfectly. They're trying so hard to force us into being what they want us to be to justify their own violent desires.

Me: Sorry, memorizing someone's name can be kind of tricky...
Also me: *remembers the entire 7-stanzas of the Spanish birthday song but doesn't know what any of the words mean*

Everything they say about historic Rome they'll be saying about us in the future. I'm guessing we're cresting Hellenistic at this point, which is really really really really bad.

Shitting is a pain in the ass
(an IBS PSA)

Technically it's whom is that pokemon

Philosophy will ruin your life faster than gambling and alcoholism combined.