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The whole Baron Corbin thing happening over on Twitter is hiiiiiilarious 🤣 I’m howling — I can never fully quit that hellsite I stg #WWE #wrestletok 🤼

We’re in for levels of insufferability the likes of which we haven’t seen before and won’t see again until his retirement show #WWE #wwenxt

If Ricky Saints closes his jacket a little too tight it will say AB SLUT

This has been a PSA

#WWE #wwenxt

Every day and twice on sundays

Jay Uso has become completely unwatchable in every single scenario. #WWE #wweraw

Second hottest* free agent in the #WWE actually, Cole. Get it right or get cursed! #wweraw

They need to stop rattling off wrestlers’ real life accomplishments….. what does being a collegiate athlete have to do with Oba Femi?! NOTHING. Stop taking us out of kayfabe! #WWE #wweraw

Gable’s skin and Danhausen’s under eye bags are the same color 🤭 #WWE #wweraw

15 minutes late but watching on my dashboard as I drive home from the pool LOL (DONT TELL THE COPS) #WWE #wweraw

Today is the LAST DAY any Danhausen merch will be on PWT — get it all while the gettin’ good! 🦷🧛🏼 #WWE #lovethatdanhausen

Same, twin, same 🙂‍↕️🦷🧛🏼

It sounds like he’s actively trying to swallow his tongue every time they hand him a mic

Insufferable (heavy on the suffer)

Why am I laughing so hard at this????? 🤣 #WWE #smackdown

I skeet for everyone when I say…

#WWE #smackdown

JSYK, ProWrestlingTees is running 20% off all Danhausen merch rn! Moneyhausen! #WWE #smackdown

What’s the over/under that Mark Nash gets both of these guys’ names correct? (Get fired!) #WWE #smackdown

Dear Lord, I will watch another seven years of the Wyatts vs. the MFTS if you just let this shit feud between Cody and Drew end tonight. Amen. #WWE #smackdown

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DANHAUSEN ON BOTH SHOWS — I AM SQUEALINGGGG AND KICKING MY VERY NICE VERY EVIL FEETIES! #WWE #smackdown

Ha ha ha HAAAAAAA, now look what you’ve summoned Johnny Underoos 🤣 #WWE #smackdown

Sami. Whatever you’re thinking. YES. #smackdown #WWE

Please leave Iyo in the back, please leave Iyo in the back… #WWE #smackdown

Meaning Los Garza v. Wyatts — not this dumb fake team of Priest and Truth…. Yuckkkko

Now that Road Dogg is gone I feel comfortable letting you all know that I am the new lead co-head writer in #WWE and we are about to see these two teams fight every single week for the entire time I have the job. Sorry not sorry. #smackdown

Ok so I was 100% sure Drew was dropping to Cody but now I have hope Sami costs Cody his chance. It’s even better than I could have hoped just 24 hours ago… 🤞🏼🙂 #WWE #smackdown

ANGEL TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF! It’ll help! I promise! #WWE #smackdown

The Detroit(-looking LOL) boys are back from band practice! #WWE #smackdown

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NOOOOOOO