Last night I had the joy of returning to the place I call home: around a piano, with a gorgeous group of friends, singing show tunes until our voices gave in. Sing Out, Louise! is now open at the Phoenix Arts Club! Huge congrats to the team for pulling this off ♥️🎹
Operation Mincemeat (1943)
you should be able to play as princess diana in mario kart
NYC we're on our way!
So excited to be taking Diana: The Untold and Untrue Story to SoHo Playhouse and to start 2026 off in New York!
6-10 Jan
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Man from The Traitors asking "Does anyone think anything of anyone?"
Me making sparkling smalltalk at parties #TheTraitors
I prefer Quinta da Regaleira, but mostly for the outdoor part. if it's a foggy morning especially, it looks like something out of a fairytale
Oh yay, Quinta da Regaleira is my top recommendation, the gardens are whimsical but be prepared to walk and it may be slightly muddy obvs if it's still rainy
nah I came back to London right after Christmas. are you doing touristy stuff?
My friend theorised Amanda and Judy are a couple and now I can't unsee it
oooh you're in lisbon?
I'm sorry ❤️
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Congrats!!
My new EP is out now. Shy Bairns Get Nowt.
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[for the sake of crossposting lol] I've also got two boxes of books at home, so if the shipping costs on my publisher's website are looking a bit silly or something, please DM me and I will arrange an alternative xxx
BIG NEWS, FRIENDS!!! my poetry book Dethroned in Knightsbridge is coming out officially on the 28th, but you can buy a copy already through this link: troubador.co.uk/bookshop/poe...
he's beautiful <3
Naught but a leap to the left
And thanne a clockwyse tread;
Put thyne handes on thyne hippes,
And be thy knees yn-gatheréd:
Lo, it ys the pelvique thruste
That maketh mirthe down to rayne -
Let us do the Tyme Warpe agayne!
Queck indeed.
British Library, 14th c. Add. 49.622
How nice of them lmfao 🤩
Started watching Too Much today and lena dunham has some fucking nerve. if I speak–
This book is every bit as good as I remembered it ‼️
moon looks good
Thanks!! it went alright, but I think they're interviewing loads of people, so we'll see haha 🤞
I have a job interview in less than an hour and honestly I think I deserve the job just for functioning in this heat at all
landlord decided to get rid of the trees and I watched the gardener rip one of them off the ground with his bare hands
"words of affirmation"
"physical touch"
NO the only way I wish to show or receive affection is by sending someone a little picture of something insulting and writing "this is you"
"I'm only attracted to women and active puppeteers"
I didn't realise the insane tan lines on me tits would be so visible in this jumpsuit, so don't look too close. but, like, still look a little bit, yeah?
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