Lvl.3 Slime

Wanna do pills twin?

Honest wish ya the best oomf

NVM MANAGED TO GET IT BACK LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

I mean yeah but I can't access my nsfw alt (all my bookmarks, gone, like that)

Apparently it's my phone??? Updated it like a chud for nothing, still doesn't work. I can still see, like, and follow, but no posting on mobile, PC works tho so idk

Tried posting on my alt too, either my app instance is fucked or I'm IP banned?

Apparently I'm just not able to post on twitter anymore?

Can you tell I've been playing Poker night at the inventory? What about now?

Misread instructions, shoved power washer nozzle up someone else's ass, please advise

New pokemon looks good

Lmao, I got 3.76 left in the bank. Time to start dropshipping moss for crypto

Sex box one

Me but I'm fatter and gayer and also a slime irl

Me if I was a human and also not as fat (there was no option for fatter sadly) but just as gay
picrew.me/en/secret_im...

So what, the world from yesterday no longer exists, and today's world won't exist tomorrow. Things change, life goes on, nothing has any meaning, and if that's the case then why get negative? Do what you enjoy and be happy until the nukes drop :3

Guys with boot/leg fetishes

the snoofing

I know I'm in the middle of a commission but I still got 2 slots open atm 👀

Almost made an unwise purchase of 50 big ones, then decided to check my bank account and in that time I realised, sometimes buying new things isn't necessary to be happy

(I'm broke af lmaooooo)

Oomf is dead

I try to finish a comm but my pc crashes and wont work for an hour if I change tabs or close the program so I try to take a break with terraria but my pc crashes and wont work for an hour if I change tabs or close the game so I try to finish a comm but my pc crashes and wont work for an hour if I-

I love bullying intolerant people graaah

Lmao, I had barq for like a week before I abandoned it for 3 months, deleted it just last week.

Joke's on you, I'll just respawn 3 minutes later

Haha, I remember someone on twitter who would "call out" artists for "making fat fetish art" so I started following them and would thank them for all the great artists they've been "reccommending", pure positivity only! They denied it at first but stopped posting after a week XD

Tfw you go through oomf's likes to see what kinky stuff they enjoy only to realise so people are actually normal and you're just a pervert :(

👁👄👁

I never said which one 👀

I'be alwayse had a feeling but now I know enough about myself to put it into words:
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My favourite kind of furry art is the kind that was made by someone who didn't realise they were making furry art.

Oomf

Wekk ar lwady upur tupoinf isb"ts as baf ad .unr