Today has been a day. I looked up and haven’t even responded to emails from yesterday 🥲
10.03.2026 18:55
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Today has been a day. I looked up and haven’t even responded to emails from yesterday 🥲
69° in Central Park today means you’ll see mounds of snow still melting, but also gay men in speedos getting their first sun of the year 😅
Trying so hard not look up spoilers for Pokémon Pokopia…
Freshly purchased Switch 2. And a Gatorade cuz I’m hungover.
I did the needful.
I have 37 mins left in my work day and I am… checked out.
Snap saw it first 😜🥵
Paradisco
About last night… Dancing under a disco ball with a gaggle of gays is worth the Monday hangover.
Sunday Funday-ed a little too close to the sun. Monday is gonna hurt 😅
A Siberian Husky named Kodi perched upon the arm of a sofa.
Kodi Floofborn of House Patz, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Huskies and First Wolves, Protector of the Five Boroughs, the Mother of Dust Bunnies, the Khaleesi of the Great Couch Cushion, the Unbrushed, the Breaker of Leashes, requests your felicitations on the twelfth anniversary of her birth.
Happy Birthday!!! Looking forward to seeing you continue to thrive this year
And what about my they/them Sobble??
Oh, look. Waking up to another absolute shit show…
Ok, I might have to get Pokémon Pokopia…
Between me and Joe both on it, we just aren’t eating 😅 have to force ourselves to have something otherwise the heartburn is awful
The sweaty, mid-stretch selfie you’re accustomed to seeing 😛 down 8 lbs in a month thanks to Zepbound
To the gay boys at the gym rn doing what can only be described as a booty blaster workout: thank you for your service 🥵
Morning meetings really throw off my vibe cuz I can’t use my favorite swear mugs on camera 🥲
I did not watch nor will I be engaging with any content regarding Mango Mussolini’s State of Delusion address.
If you don’t moan with pleasure at the first sip of coffee, are you even living?
Made the grave mistake of enjoying a book I didn’t realize was the first book in a series. There’s only one book so far 🥲
It finally stopped snowing. 19.7 inches. Wild. Waiting for husband to get off the phone so I don't get dragged into a snow drift by tweedle dee and tweedle don't 😅❄️
Nope. Still early, though.
Husky in the snow
Frozen pittie in the snow
Snowy street in NYC
Snow day
More snow… #NYC
Why is it that every time I go to Trader Joe’s it feels as though I’m surrounded by people who have never shopped for groceries? Like, is it your first day on earth as an adult??
Gay man wearing a slutty little chain necklace.
Husband bought me a prezzie to match my bracelet ❤️
Why are the short weeks always so long? Just because Monday was a holiday does not mean that “missed work” should fuck over the rest of the week 🥲
God, I’m gonna be such a slut for sunshine and heat by the time spring comes
Sweaty selfie of a man who finished an at home cycling class
#SweatySelfie post cycle.
