Brooke Foster

something i learned in high school: "gored" sounds fatal but isn't always

oh hell yeah. as someone who went to a high school with a Rodeo Program, this is my sleeper cell activation phrase

Active production announcement for a dramatic television series based on The God of the Woods.

absolutely loved this novel, excited for the adaptation

god DAMN this is a good post

Any alderperson or city elected official of any kind who isn't RAISING HELL about this budget demand is going to hear about it forever from their constituents. City workers are PISSED and if y'all have to lay off more of them for these bullies - the more city services falter, the madder we get.

Police Board shows off decrepit basement to make the case for more money The Board of Police Commissioners yesterday chose the dilapidated basement of a Central West End police building to make their case that they are serious when they say they really need $250 million fo...

And MY GOD a tour of a moldy basement in the CWE crying for $25 million of OUR money for the SLMPD?!?! When homes RIGHT THERE are still waiting to be healed from the tornado?! And a Capital Fund unmet need $500 million across city? What makes the cops so damn special?!
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oh FUCK this

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

This phrase is so gross. The violence, the racism and pure ignorance behind assuming an enemy force lacks any agency.

Real fix your hearts or die hours.

cannot overstate my love of Skyr

i wonder if the next "liberals live in an elite bubble" article will mention there's a 50 year old conspiracy theory about welfare queens taken as gospel by this country's wealthy class. probably not

she is perfect

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

well well well if it isn't the central thesis of my evangelical upbringing

really undoing all the goodwill created by Hank, the beck-bennett-voiced CGI buffalo

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT.

Signage for "Excel Church"

"You know who else pivoted a table?"

a diagram showing 3 correct and 3 incorrect ways to carry one's cat.

JF has unlocked a secret seventh way to carry a cat

sam richardson and tim robinson are enthused, but not for any specific reason

really providing backing evidence to the whole "everyone is 12 years old" hypothesis

Trump will say yes and Democrats will reply with, "Okay, thanks for replying."

lmao i'd forgotten that this dumb administration did a war exercise called "operation midnight hammer"

i've really overdealt my hand here, because for the last 24 hours i've been thinking about how good a big ol' plate of lasagna sounds

yes thank you i do not want to fight 🥰

ok it’s so yummy? for lack of a better description, kind of a root beer and cream soda hybrid

a bottle of Frostie root beer. it's good jess

no! it's Good. comes in a glass bottle. the mascot is this yukon cornelius-adjacent freak (lovingly)

jess have you ever had Frostie root beer; it tastes like a root beer float all in one bottle