Luci

Draco Malfoy:

I hate when I look for a fact and get hit with an ai overview

I’ve tried to laugh so hard at it but all I took away from watching one episode was learning about the Rachel haircut and the color lipsticks the women wore

They’re not even funny. It’s also a show with very little diversity which is why I struggled to watch it

I’m sorry Ava but I’m sure that’s true for you

My cupcake order before I hit checkout:

Sorry I was an Elijah girly plus he’s blonde

531 edits of random guy celebs saved on my tiktok over 4 years. No wonder why I was so attached to that app.

I’ll send you her @

I think I have one Damon pre-maha and kai Parker. I had one of Marcel but it got deleted

I only have Elijah and a couple from tvd

Spotify screenshot: DONTTRUSTME 30H!3 “You tell your boyfriend (boyfriend), if he says he's got beef That I'm a vegetarian, and I ain't f- scared of him”

You’re so real for this

I love when they flop companies are forced to hire people again

Billie Eilish:

Believe it or not this is actually a more accurate translation of “cogito ergo sum” which is supposed to be somewhere along the lines of “I am thinking therefore I exist” because you’re actively thinking so you know you exist in that capacity.

She’s beautiful gimmie a slice

Consistent sleep/wake times will help but so will figuring out if there are other reasons for fatigue from blood work or a sleep study. A lot of people are poor sleepers.

I actually have to do my work now

Some guy: You're right. I should have known better Me: You should have

Confrontation scared of me

I still hate it

Duo verification app writing 143 aka “I love you”

My Duo loves me

i don’t remember how ovens work why is it asking for PrEP

You’re so cool

I know this word for word

Coworker found out I’m not genovian because it’s “not really a country”

And it makes me nauseous

I used the word turn off when I meant ick

My biggest turn off is smokers and vapers, not because of the bad teeth but because they smell LINGERS

Oh thank goodness