HouniQ (@bigkahouna)

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Like for - "Do you think they even knew what DEI meant 6 months ago?"

Comment for - "These motherfuckers can't even spell DEI."

20.02.2025 20:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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15.02.2025 16:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*Two Grammys

03.02.2025 04:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kendrick won a Grammy for calling Drake a pedophile

03.02.2025 04:06 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

My wifey, my wifu, and my work wife walk into a bar...

22.01.2025 02:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think if I saw a woman driving a cyber truck I'd know that we are officially in an Elon Musk generated version of that one Black Mirror Episode with Cristin Milioti

20.12.2024 22:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does anyone else feel like "spigot" feels too close to a slur to be user in regular conversation?

No? Just me...

OK

29.11.2024 04:54 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DAMNIT was going to make a holding space joke here

28.11.2024 16:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Naturally

27.11.2024 04:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Of course excited for Wicked Pt. 2, but REALLY looking forward to Wicked Pt. THREE where The Wizard wins reelection after 34 felony charges.

26.11.2024 21:29 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bill Nighy the Science Guyhy

21.11.2024 01:51 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

If you haven't been high at the Hyatt Place you haven't been high.

17.11.2024 06:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

America be like

😭😭😭

15.11.2024 17:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'll be Jojo Siwa

14.11.2024 15:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People are so good at creating mutual lists I need to like commission myself one.

14.11.2024 02:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Certainly makes the challenge more difficult and more interesting.

14.11.2024 02:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Never interact with straight men. No exceptions.

14.11.2024 02:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every time someone talks about the 9/9/9 baseball challenge (9 innings, 9 beers, 9 hot dogs) I think for a second about the challenge where you have to choose 6/12/18/14 among beers, miles ran, donuts eaten, and times you masturbate and I really just wonder why men are the way they are.

14.11.2024 01:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Bailey said this was the funniest thing they had every seen on the internet and I said "yeah."

14.11.2024 01:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tough day. Gonna treat myself to some Pistachi-o's.

14.11.2024 01:08 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I just know if all of the muppets could meet me irl it would change their life.

14.11.2024 00:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can I be Artie

12.11.2024 23:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Some of y'all have never kissed a hundred boys in bars and it shows

12.11.2024 21:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh because it's a DRAG race

12.11.2024 15:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me every like 4 months -

"Oh because it's like a DRAG race"

25.11.2023 07:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Forget gender, are you a shark boy or a lava girl?

29.07.2023 23:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bluesky rn

28.07.2023 03:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I once got 40,000 upvotes on Reddit for an animal crossing meme what's the content analogue for bluesky?

28.07.2023 03:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Keep big government out of my shower

28.07.2023 02:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Miranda rights but for the mentally ill

28.07.2023 02:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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