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๐Ÿ”ž I RESKEET PORN! ๐Ÿ”ž Stream of consciousness type of shit. If you're following me for political reasons I'm sorry about the porn. Unhinged monsterfucker and smut peddler ๐Ÿช„ They/Them โœจ

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11.03.2026 13:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 14882 ๐Ÿ” 3973 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 91 ๐Ÿ“Œ 33
Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

11.03.2026 01:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 10086 ๐Ÿ” 3352 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28 ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

11.03.2026 14:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 12606 ๐Ÿ” 3270 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 138 ๐Ÿ“Œ 241
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Surprise! ๐ŸŽ‚

10.03.2026 16:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 4985 ๐Ÿ” 1479 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Digital artwork of a boar piglet with shooting stars patterned fur

Digital artwork of a boar piglet with shooting stars patterned fur

shoating star ๐Ÿ’ซ

11.03.2026 14:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1723 ๐Ÿ” 440 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the biggest damage to the art community was the obsolescence of gallery sites (y!, deviantart, etc) and the rise of scroll-by social media, like twitter and even tumblr. Art is not ''content'', you shouldnt need to post art every day (or every month!) to be relevant. This mindset sucks.

04.03.2026 17:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 10554 ๐Ÿ” 4551 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 162 ๐Ÿ“Œ 167
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Consider yourself graced by a gentle green sea turtle โ˜บ๏ธใ€ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿชธใ€ฐ๏ธ๐ŸŒ‡ #greenseaturtle #seaturtlesofcoralcity #seaturtle #coralcitycamera

11.03.2026 15:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 313 ๐Ÿ” 86 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Digital artwork of three baby piglets with shooting star fur patterns

Digital artwork of three baby piglets with shooting star fur patterns

baby shooting stars ๐Ÿ’ซ

10.03.2026 18:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3352 ๐Ÿ” 1181 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

When I said 'Kemi Badenoch is so partisan, under her the Tories would oppose puppies and kittens if Labour said something nice about them', I didn't mean it literally.

11.03.2026 12:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1294 ๐Ÿ” 331 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

I have to say I didn't have 'leader of the opposition denies hating hedgehogs' on my list of things likely to happen today

11.03.2026 14:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 258 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

WHATS YOUR PROBLEM WITH OTTERS KEMI BADENOCH

11.03.2026 16:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know this is quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever seen coming out the mouth of a Tory politician and yes I am including Boris johnson

11.03.2026 16:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Procreate sketch of three boar piglets with shooting star fur patterns

Procreate sketch of three boar piglets with shooting star fur patterns

baby shooting stars

10.03.2026 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1150 ๐Ÿ” 222 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bluesky being immediately negatively polarized into going with skeets because we were asked not to was the first sign that we were going to make it as a posting site

every true posting forum declares forever war against the mods

10.03.2026 02:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 5290 ๐Ÿ” 1012 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48 ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
10.03.2026 11:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 55 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was a privilege to be in the chamber earlier to witness this incredibly powerful and effective speech from Charlotte Nichols.

10.03.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 266 ๐Ÿ” 76 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 13:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 11166 ๐Ÿ” 2266 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 41
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Ncuti Gatwa's acclaimed theatre run of beloved classic play is set to stream for free Alongside Gatwa, the play stars Sharon D Clarke, Ronkแบน Adรฉkแปluแบนฬjแปฬ, Eliza Scanlen and Hugh Skinner.

quick reminder that NT's production of The Importance of Being Earnest, starring human ray of sunshine Ncuti Gatwa, will be streaming FOR FREE on YouTube this weekend

www.radiotimes.com/movies/ncuti...

10.03.2026 13:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1230 ๐Ÿ” 776 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23 ๐Ÿ“Œ 95
Cut out of a shadowed character looking into the mirror of a puppy drawing with the caption; "Despite everything it's still you"

Cut out of a shadowed character looking into the mirror of a puppy drawing with the caption; "Despite everything it's still you"

Still you

10.03.2026 14:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 3494 ๐Ÿ” 1055 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
writing-prompt-s Follow
After bitting a Fae, the Vampire claims that she must
serve him, for his bite converted her into his thrall. The
Fae claims that the Vampire must serve her, for the
vampire ate fae food without her permission. As none of
them is willing to give up, they bring the case to you, a
lawyer.
theladyregret Follow
"Congratulations!"
"What?" They both ask, confused.
"On your new marriage!"

writing-prompt-s Follow After bitting a Fae, the Vampire claims that she must serve him, for his bite converted her into his thrall. The Fae claims that the Vampire must serve her, for the vampire ate fae food without her permission. As none of them is willing to give up, they bring the case to you, a lawyer. theladyregret Follow "Congratulations!" "What?" They both ask, confused. "On your new marriage!"

Stizzy

10.03.2026 03:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rook perfumes suede held against the scent notes.
Scent notes:
Top: suede
Middle: tobacco leaf
Base: leather

Rook perfumes suede held against the scent notes. Scent notes: Top: suede Middle: tobacco leaf Base: leather

Rook perfumes rook held against the scent notes
Scent notes:
Top: birch tar, tobacco
Middle: castoreum (synthetic), Indian cardamom, ginger, civet (synthetic), agarwood (pud)
Base: incense, ambrette, ambergris and guaiac wood

Rook perfumes rook held against the scent notes Scent notes: Top: birch tar, tobacco Middle: castoreum (synthetic), Indian cardamom, ginger, civet (synthetic), agarwood (pud) Base: incense, ambrette, ambergris and guaiac wood

ALAS it's a shame because this is a really good looking independent and they do some unusual scents! They even have one called origami that's supposed to invoke the scent of a Japanese forest after a plane crash

10.03.2026 12:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're both tobacco scents so I think this might be a hard sell to people who aren't big into smelly things lmfao

10.03.2026 11:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got some cute little perfume testers from an independent perfumery, and whilst I'm currently swanning around in a cloud of something called forest, I'm also staring at the two that I sniffed and went No Thank You and trying to work out what I want to do with them

10.03.2026 11:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™d think in this era of โ€œMPs face increasing dangerโ€ there would be more outrage at newly elected Green MP Hannah Spencer being assaulted by transphobes but itโ€™s nowhere to be seen on BBC News app even if you search her name

09.03.2026 13:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1075 ๐Ÿ” 373 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32 ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
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Coin used as Leeds bus fare was 2,000โ€‘yearโ€‘old currency The coin was handed down to Peter Edwards from his grandfather in the 1950s.

This is the sort of thing a cashless society robs us of, the opportunity to try to get away with paying the bus fare in Carthaginian currency www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

09.03.2026 12:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2277 ๐Ÿ” 654 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 40
post from the ffxiv forums that say "I've said as much in the past but this is a game that allows for eternal bonds - basically marriage - between player characters. Why isn't that being respected? I think we need a scene in the MSQ's where the likes of G'raha are called out for the attempted homewreckers that they are."

post from the ffxiv forums that say "I've said as much in the past but this is a game that allows for eternal bonds - basically marriage - between player characters. Why isn't that being respected? I think we need a scene in the MSQ's where the likes of G'raha are called out for the attempted homewreckers that they are."

"G'raha Tia should be called out in the MSQ for being an attempted homewrecker" is my favorite thing i have ever read on the forums

09.03.2026 15:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 250 ๐Ÿ” 107 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

06.03.2026 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 10201 ๐Ÿ” 2910 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 176 ๐Ÿ“Œ 354

BREAKING: MPs have rejected a proposed ban on social media for under-16s. The Commons voted 307 to 173, with a majority of 134, against the age-limit

09.03.2026 22:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 249 ๐Ÿ” 66 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38 ๐Ÿ“Œ 36
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saw this on tumblr and it's literally so true woah

09.03.2026 03:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 5823 ๐Ÿ” 2185 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 33
A Kฤkฤpล chick being weighed in a bag. Credit: Andrew Digby

A Kฤkฤpล chick being weighed in a bag. Credit: Andrew Digby

A Kฤkฤpล chick being held during a health check. Credit: Andrew Digby

A Kฤkฤpล chick being held during a health check. Credit: Andrew Digby

A health check for #kakapo chick Tiwhiri-A3 two nights ago. This is a genetically valuable (rank = gold) chick, so it gets more frequent health checks. Itโ€™s doing well. #kakapo2026 #conservation #parrots

09.03.2026 08:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 392 ๐Ÿ” 66 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4