Chris of the Elder Noobs

I've seen the only two Zero show openers, so that's a weird personal stat.

Are you saying you're not looking forward to another Walls first set closer??

I've listened to things you people wouldn't believe. D-tier jam bands set up in the camp grounds of music festivals, of which they will never be booked. Andy Frasco EMERGENY POD with Marc Brownstein of the Disco Biscuits. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

“Stop sending me emails. Don’t you know that Marc Brownstein is on the Andy Frasco World Saving Podcast to discuss The Disco Biscuits’ drummer drama?”

::set automatic Outlook replies::

i'm a father john misty truther- i dont believe josh tilmman has ever tried psychedelics but wanted to rebrand after leaving fleet foxes

It's pretty rad that Marty Stewart has been hitting the road with cool younger artists.

You'll be missed, Jake! \mm/

Yea I just gave it my first spin. It fucking rules.

Yea so Sturgill was like, “hey I’ve got a new album. Also it’s horny as hell.”

Those $1,200 shirts aren’t going to buy themselves!

#NeverForget

Yea, but have you considered there is a diss track?

Oh, you'll love this. It's fantastic.

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

FTR, Kristi Noem is a bird legged hoe.

Seems too generous, TBH.

They probably just yell, “Freebird,” too, I bet. Get your own thing, Britain!

Y’all think the Brits ever yell, “Stairway,” the way Americans yell, “Freebird?”

IW@TS

Hell yea queen. Coconut is trash. All the best people (you and I) know this.

Bobby Axelrod and the boys are going to love this run.

"One-eyed man with a scar on his face an a peg leg"

A line about a NYC cab driver or a guy who works at a 4 pump Texaco in Albertville that sells chicken biscuits for breakfast?

When Umphrey's and moe. roll through Albertville in July:

Russo was a monster on the kit.

It was about time someone said it.

That's certainly one way to describe the Goose remix album.