Ethan Tomlinson

How many spots on campus were lowkey superspreader events?

That day was so fucked that I straight up didn't listen to a single song after 12... not many days in college where that was the case!!!

12 am – finished working the Stony Brook/Hartford AE quarterfinals playoff game
1 pm – campus protest at admin office about lack of news
3 pm – beer & football at the Staller Steps with the APD frat
9 pm – Tom Hanks notif on my phone while sitting in the library

It was a horrible last week and a half for the Seawolves, who were in line for a top 4 and a double bye

This inning is answering the question of "what would happen if the best player in Deventer pitched against all All-Stars"

How are you going to start a pitcher who had a 6.34 ERA in Reds Double-A against this offense...?

Imagine if this team didn't lose 2 starters (Profar, Schoop) in the most idiotic ways the month before the WBC

Netherlands was one out away from a loss.

Rafaela single.
Bogaerts double off the 3B bag.
Albies walked it off.
4-3 Dutch over Nicaragua.

Ozzie Albies walkoff HR #HONKBAL

I would easily go to Oklou with Nina opening here to kill two potential Primavera clashes if it wasn't at fuckass Terminal 5

Wel zonder twee starters ook, lol! Wat een eikel Profar is.

"I'm definitely keeping you around" is really one of the best sentences that can ever grace your ears

Turning on WFUV in the morning and immediately hearing Fugazi is a welcome surprise. Oh, Fordham. This station wouldn't exist if it weren't for Vin Scully.

Idol is a "Hall of Very Good" guy for me, because his singles were great but I don't think he has a definitive full-album statement. Though, my vision of the 80s is like Cocteau Twins and Sonic Youth, bands that do not have the sales numbers to ever come close

The center must hold

(and 38, so before they paid attention to this stuff, despite having now lived in New York for 6.5 years enough to get accustomed to new cultural standards)

I evidently don't believe in red flags, because the woman who made a "culturally insensitive" remark against me within a minute of introducing herself also led the hottest fuck of my life the same night

Moral of the story: she's not malicious, she's just Belgian.

Cornell is so far away. Gotta replace them with Stony Brook.

Nationally televised Seawolves wins

Earlier this year my friend was going thru my lfm when we were at his house, and he said that my extroverted party boy persona had to be some sort of mirage because there's no way I could be that happy and also have 1600 NIN plays

It sucks that the term "baddiecore" got wasted on silly pop-metal bands like sleep token and bad omens instead of, idk NIN or Type o negative

They should call black ice "clear ice" because that conveys its deceptive nature more. Either way I landed flat on my ass despite making sure to walk as slowly as possible when I saw it coming ahead

I'll be dead before you pry my love of beer from my hands

Pretty done with all this Kalshi stuff. Even if I would gladly marry their cofounder

I will single handedly fix the Gen Z booze consumption issue

The 2° weather will not stop me from seeing Hatchie tonight. Love that from her music you'd never assume she's like 6 feet

Patriots HC Mike Vrabel did his best during Friday’s practice to simulate Sunday’s Super Bowl conditions. One hour into practice, Vrabel sent his team back to the locker room, blared Bad Bunny over the stadium speakers for 14 minutes, and then summoned his team back to the field…

Five years ago... somehow.

That pitching staff is surely missing Jurrangelo Cijntje

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