when ppl say “you can reach me via signal” um ok. ive lit the beacon atop the tower. for u.
28.12.2024 07:14
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when ppl say “you can reach me via signal” um ok. ive lit the beacon atop the tower. for u.
practicing necromancy is so back. and so are you and you and you and you and
wizard parent to their wizard child: its because you’re always on that damn tome
it’s always why is your leitmotif in a minor key now and never how was your thanksgiving
had to take a potion of tranquility this morning when I heard the wizards council has banned casting PENILE COMPRESSION. furious.
“turning your apprentice into a wretched slime beast is evil.” to you.
Maidens will see your homunculus and say “he cannot afford an apprentice”
If you’re a giant screaming blood obelisk maybe you should learn to listen more than you speak. nobody learned anything by listening to themselves
sister in the arcane arts help my reanimated skeleton army is demanding dental
it probably feels good af to whisper treacherous advice to the king that only serves to further your own twisted agenda
Source? The whispering blood obelisk told me
casting PEAL OF THUNDER every time my apprentice tells me not to turn him into a wretched slime beast 🤣
Many folk are saying this
Algorithm post for visibility to other practitioners of the arcane arts 🧙♂️
📚 FORBIDDEN TOMES
🧝♀️ MAIDENS
😈 BARGAINING WITH FIENDS
🧝♀️ KIDNAPPING MAIDENS
🕴🏻DEFYING THE COUNCIL
🧟 BREAKING LAWS OF NATURE
🧍MAKING APPRENTICES SOIL THEMSELVES
🧙♂️ LOCKING MAIDENS IN TOWERS
🔮 DARK ARTEFACTS
💀 BECOMING A LICH
using my hypnotic gaze and spell of influence to free hunter biden #wizardposting