Allen Murray

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

The fact that there is no Criterion Channel app for PlayStation is a damn shame. What do you expect me to do, get an Xbox?

The Disco Elysium team insist their next isn't a spiritual successor or the sequel everyone wants Zero Parades is being developed under a massive shadow. Its writers don't care

Zero Parades is being developed under a massive shadow. Its writers don't care

Jess and Tom (and Jim!) provide a good supplement to the demo of Zero Parades we have out on Steam right now.

They’re talking through the craft of producing a narrative video game and go over various features and systems that can be tried in the demo as well.

Onfim’s drawing of himself on horseback as a warrior defeating an enemy.

Two of Onfim’s works. On the left is a copy of a passage from the Book of Psalms he did for schoolwork. On the right is an apparently autobiographical depiction of a monster labeled with “I am a wild beast.”

Some more spelling practice by Onfim with some human figures who have round heads and varying numbers of fingers on their big hands.

Onfim’s writing practice accompanied by 7 little people in his particular drawing style, who tend to have very big hands with many fingers.

Nice AI-image-generating tool, but it will never be as great an artist as Onfim, a child who lived in the Novgorod Republic in the mid-1200s and who scribbled these drawings and schoolwork writings on birch bark at the age of 6 or 7.

First Impressions: Zero Parades (For Dead Spies) A demo with much to chew on from a studio with too much baggage.

New: I played Zero Parades For Dead Spies.

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It's better than good

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

A demo for Zero Parades, the new espionage RPG from Disco Elysium developer ZA/UM, will be available as part of the upcoming Steam Next Fest.

Check out the first 15 minutes of gameplay! https://bit.ly/407myTU

Jim and I discuss production on Zero Parades, the next game we're cooking up over here!

Hell yeah!

Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.

Two photos. One shows a page from the Epstein files. Almost the entire page has been blacked out except for a single line at the top. The second photo shows an all-black Rick Owens outfit with the model's white face being the only visible part.

Two photos. One shows a page from the Epstein files. Almost the entire page has been blacked out except for two lines at the top and five lines at the bottom. The second photo shows an all-black Rick Owens outfit with the model's white face and legs being the only visible parts.

Two photos. One shows a page from the Epstein files. The entire page has been blacked out. The second photo shows an all-black Rick Owens outfit with the black model's face being the only visible part.

Two photos. One shows a page from the Epstein files. Almost the entire page has been blacked out except for a block of text at the top. The second photo shows an all-black Rick Owens outfit with the model's white face being the only visible part.

the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024

I’m going to get in trouble for this, but fuck it.

I’ve been at this a long time. Games culture wants the spoils of cultural sophistication without doing the work. It wants a guarantee that the intention to make work guarantees not just a living but a thriving one. It is a medium for children.

Bigender folks can and do enjoy playing Halo 3 and they’re still bigender because playing Halo 3 is inherently feminine