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Chris Cwik

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Yahoo Sports. Formerly FanGraphs & CBSSports. Crohn's haver. Caught all 1025 Pokémon. Last name pronounced Swick.

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I was in the Orioles clubhouse god knows when and overheard Chris Davis ask another player "what's the single season strikeout record?" And after that player responded, Davis excitedly said, "I'm gonna fucking obliterate it."

And my enjoyment of Chris Davis increased in a big way that day.

10.03.2026 20:44 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ah ok. I remember you mentioning it on the pod.

08.03.2026 22:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Saying this lovingly. I have the same concerns you do about him, just funny that you’ve now gotten him multiple times (I think) recently.

08.03.2026 22:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh, looks who’s the no. 1 Nick Kurtz fan now.

08.03.2026 22:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
21.02.2026 02:33 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Unexpected 2026 development: I really like watching curling.

20.02.2026 13:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Imagine working yourself into a shoot about the Bears going to Indiana. Couldn’t be me.

19.02.2026 19:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Holy moly. Good for you. Congrats.

19.02.2026 02:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eli Manning getting into the Hall of Fame the same year Bill Belichick was snubbed is the funniest possible outcome here.

27.01.2026 23:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you'll be shocked to know it involved AI

24.01.2026 15:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, that’s not gonna stop me, though.

23.01.2026 06:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

choosing to read the last name like the food

23.01.2026 05:09 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

might bump HTTT down one tier but otherwise immaculate

20.01.2026 21:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hell of a season. Was fun. Haven’t been able to say that for a while.

19.01.2026 03:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m levitating rn

19.01.2026 02:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Placed my preorder yesterday because the Annual is one of my favorite reads every year and I want to keep supporting the people who make it.

13.01.2026 18:40 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Won't go to bed until the good, better, best video.

11.01.2026 04:52 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Never in doubt, Bears.

11.01.2026 04:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

There's a newer clip where they trap some of the newer guys in a room with a "snake" and that one gets me too.

08.01.2026 19:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's "Giant High Five." Even my wife, who is extremely not the target audience for Jackass, thought it was hilarious. I revisit that video every couple months and it gets me every single time.

08.01.2026 19:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I saw the "I don't know who Andrew Hawkins is" line and got real mad about that. Maybe do a second of research?

08.01.2026 18:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You've got to apologize, take the L and then either heavily revamp the post or completely delete at that point.

08.01.2026 17:43 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm trying to be a nice boy online, but that remains one of the most baffling "journalism" adjacent decisions to be made — at least in the sports realm — in recent years.

08.01.2026 17:39 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Goodbye, Mike McDaniel. At least we still have that zombie Deadspin post in which they called you a boring, white guy hire and then later realized you're actually biracial and still kept the post up for some reason.

08.01.2026 17:38 👍 42 🔁 8 💬 5 📌 0

Actually, it’s hilarious you responded because it starts with a Cioran quote and I thought of you and Carson immediately.

04.01.2026 03:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So glad to hear it. I've increasing enjoyed them as I played, though that might be because the gameplay gets more modern and less frustrating.

04.01.2026 03:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Started Metal Gear Solid V two days ago and watched "The Terminator" for the first time ever tonight.

The year of Kojima continues.

04.01.2026 03:28 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We saw Hadestown last year and loved it. If it’s playing near you, I would recommend it.

02.01.2026 04:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry for doing an earnest post on main, but I made a lot of good, healthy life changes in 2025, including regularly going to the gym for essentially the first time in my life and adopting better eating habits and I'm really proud of both of those things.

31.12.2025 22:18 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Last three weeks or so, he's looked vastly improved.

29.12.2025 02:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0