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Charlotte B.

@drfunkenstein

Sarcastic epidemiologist. Gamer - board/card, PS (drfunkenstein787) & Steam (plannedobsolesence). LEGO. Fan of #CountVonCount. Charlotte Baker Data Consulting turns research a reality through coaching, teaching, & #DataStorytelling. https://bakerdrph.com

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Who in Baltimore is hiring teens full-time or at least part-time with consistent hours and schedule? A friend has a 19 year old that isn’t in school but is needing a launching pad. Dependable.

12.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Much of this is the result not just of the fascists, but also otherwise β€œliberal” people who felt offended by any systemic critiques these academics have of the liberal system from which these β€œliberal” people benefit.

Fascists are ultimately to blame for fascism but are aided by many along the way

22.02.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone have a good solution for wifi in DC Union Station? Low phone signal and spotty Amtrak connection means I need alternative.

20.02.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anybody in #Balrimore wanna buy the #OrientExpress Lego from me? New in Box. Got it release day. It has been sitting in closet the entire time. Now retired. $350

19.02.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Figure 3 from study article on heart and CKD outcomes. Most importantly an anatomical heart has arms and legs and a face and is crying uncontrollably. Nothing else in the image is anthropomorphic so WTF

Figure 3 from study article on heart and CKD outcomes. Most importantly an anatomical heart has arms and legs and a face and is crying uncontrollably. Nothing else in the image is anthropomorphic so WTF

The topic is not actually important, but my first thought when I saw this was β€œthat thing mad ain’t it?!!β€œ

cdn.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/blobs/30...

11.02.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking for someone to make publication quality graph from my version Monday or Tuesday. Qualitative data. Potentially a euler diagram but likely sticking with a network graph (have mermaid code). It’s for a grant so confidentiality required. This is a paid opp and not for AI.

02.02.2026 06:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Since I’m up…welp forgot the thought. Anyway, happy Friday!

16.01.2026 11:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

End of the year but not new year new me tomorrow. just me. Expect a lot of cool things next year from my biz and about lego and video games

31.12.2025 16:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You haven’t seen Baltimore unless you’ve been on a Full Story Baltimore tour!! Yes even for locals. There are so many cool things we take for granted every day.

31.12.2025 15:33 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Full Story Baltimore – Walking tours for the curious and compassionate Walking tours for the curious and compassionate

Updated the website homepage πŸ‘€ fullstorybaltimore.tours

30.12.2025 21:44 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
A close-up image of a woman's face. A wax figure can be seen in the background.

A close-up image of a woman's face. A wax figure can be seen in the background.

The importance of preserving memory: Baltimore’s Black archives and museums are still standing tall baltimorebeat.com/the-importan...

31.12.2025 15:02 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Screenshot of interactive look-up tool map where you can see the vaccination rates of individual schools as well as county and statewide rates

Screenshot of interactive look-up tool map where you can see the vaccination rates of individual schools as well as county and statewide rates

You can also use the map in the story to look up vaccination rates in your local schools! This was a HUGE data lift: we reviewed and mapped tens of thousands of individual schools’ data, assembling the most comprehensive public database. And we published this data here: github.com/washingtonpo...

31.12.2025 14:28 πŸ‘ 260 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 6
Best buy ad from 1999 warning users to turn their systems off before midnight

Best buy ad from 1999 warning users to turn their systems off before midnight

And on Nov 3, 2026, be sure to install the update for your Congressional operating system so that your fascism protection package can be restored.

31.12.2025 15:08 πŸ‘ 171 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

In 2026:
If you can get vaccinated, you will.
For the sake of the babies who can't be vaccinated yet.
For the sake of the children and adults who are immune compromised.
For the sake of the people who can't be vaccinated.

You will heroically save lives.

31.12.2025 15:08 πŸ‘ 211 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Here's a really easy New Year's Resolution:
If you're sick with something contagious, you will stay home if your circumstances allow.

If you can't stay home, you will mask around others until there is no possibility you are contagious.

By making these choices, you will literally save lives.

31.12.2025 15:07 πŸ‘ 2397 πŸ” 738 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 34

Then you aren’t πŸ˜‚ We get to call ourselves whatever we want ⭐️

28.12.2025 04:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

28.12.2025 04:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Evaluation of performance measures in predictive artificial intelligence models to support medical decisions: overview and guidance Numerous measures have been proposed to illustrate the performance of predictive artificial intelligence (AI) models. Selecting appropriate performance measures is essential for predictive AI models i...

Our guidance regarding performance measures for medical AI models is finally out!

- Stop bashing AUROC, although it does not settle things
- Calibration and clinical utility are key
- Show risk distributions
- Classification statistics (e.g. F1) are improper

www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...

13.12.2025 14:03 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Mocha skinned Black woman on the left with doctoral robes that are black and salmon (the public health color), a Delta Omega public health honorary stole, and sneakers. Chocolate Black man on the right with doctoral robes that are black, blue, and gray (U of Memphis colors) and an Alpha Phi Alpha stole (β€˜06! The oldest Black fraternity in the US) and sneakers. both are giving two thumbs up and smiling in front of a gray wash brick wall. the smiles are bigger than the koolaid man.

Mocha skinned Black woman on the left with doctoral robes that are black and salmon (the public health color), a Delta Omega public health honorary stole, and sneakers. Chocolate Black man on the right with doctoral robes that are black, blue, and gray (U of Memphis colors) and an Alpha Phi Alpha stole (β€˜06! The oldest Black fraternity in the US) and sneakers. both are giving two thumbs up and smiling in front of a gray wash brick wall. the smiles are bigger than the koolaid man.

Today is a reminder of the WHY I am an educator and why HBCUs matter. One of my first MPH students crosses the stage with his PhD. On this journey we became #family. Full circle y’all and I am so proud. Yesterday he put up with my goofiness so I present #DrAjoku. #FAMU #Memphis #Epidemiology

13.12.2025 19:22 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Parent of student charged in shooting that killed teen at Kentucky State University | CNN A parent of a Kentucky State University student has been charged with murder in an on campus shooting that killed one student and critically injured another.

When I was doing my DrPH at UK, I worked with students at K-State and got to love the campus and the people. I actually split my time between there and the UK libraries. People should be safe at school and at their residence. Everywhere. Hugs and love to all the β€˜Breds! www.cnn.com/2025/12/10/u...

11.12.2025 14:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah

08.12.2025 18:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
PUBLIC SUBMISSION
Comment Submitted by Oglala Sioux Tribe
Posted by the Department of Homeland Security on Dec 4, 2025
​Docket / Document (DHS-2025-0712-0001) / Comment
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​Only a month late on the review council report, Thursday, December 11, 2025. Hopefully the report being reduced from 160 pages to 20 doesn't affect the integrity of the document.
​C U Next Thursday, Kristi. I have already made plans to board my dogs that day.

PUBLIC SUBMISSION Comment Submitted by Oglala Sioux Tribe Posted by the Department of Homeland Security on Dec 4, 2025 ​Docket / Document (DHS-2025-0712-0001) / Comment ​Comment ​Only a month late on the review council report, Thursday, December 11, 2025. Hopefully the report being reduced from 160 pages to 20 doesn't affect the integrity of the document. ​C U Next Thursday, Kristi. I have already made plans to board my dogs that day.

I'd say Shots Fired but...

08.12.2025 17:40 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

Where do other people who rarely use flour buy a literal cup worth? I hate buying a huge bag and tossing it.

08.12.2025 18:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Friends, I am helping out a great kid who is studying medicine abroad in China. I need to send some winter clothes and workout gear - what’s the best online store to use? #MedSky #MedStudent #StudyAbroad #China

24.11.2025 15:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Help me, BlueSky peeps! I NEED YOUR IDEAS! I’m giving a talk to high schoolers on the past, present & future of U.S. & global public health, and I want to end with HOPEFUL points. What are some positive/hopeful things going on or coming in public health right now?

12.11.2025 06:25 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Working on a cool paper independently is fun but it keeps getting behind the other stuff. Plans this week include catching back up with all potential help like @profgoldberg.bsky.social! Love that I get to connect and stay connected with such cool scholars on here.

12.11.2025 15:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Or wind that goes through all layers and attaches to my bones as if I don’t have extra insulation. #Pittsburgh But this wind and cold are BS. #Baltimore, what did you do to old man winter to make him show up like this? He’s out here picking out drapes for a long haul.

12.11.2025 15:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, Finter season is here. Supposed to be fall but thinks it is winter. Finter. I don’t have to call 262-SNOW in the mornings to see if school is cancelled or on delay and I don’t have wind that can pick me up and bodyslam me. #Boone

12.11.2025 15:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
the ridiculously large apple pancake from the original pancake house. it fills a dinner plate and is 2.5 inches tall. the base is a pie crust, an egg filling, and apples on top with cinnamon sugar. this is a danger to your cholesterol and blood sugar

the ridiculously large apple pancake from the original pancake house. it fills a dinner plate and is 2.5 inches tall. the base is a pie crust, an egg filling, and apples on top with cinnamon sugar. this is a danger to your cholesterol and blood sugar

the original pancake house should label this a family meal. no one should eat this in one or even four sittings no matter how good it is. it takes 30 min to bake! #ApplePancake

09.11.2025 15:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0