Cam ❄️☃️🌨️

lol valid

That’s called The Pacifier with Vin Diesel.

🫂🫂🫂

Our chance of Yoshi breaking out into a Childish Gambino rap over the end credits is officially above 0%.

It’s not NOT a possibility.

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

My head canon is from the start of JD’s fantasy ending in the S8 finale to the end of S9 is all a fantasy in JD’s head.

I’m not even joking when I say reunite the New Girl cast on this.

- Jake Johnson as Jon
- Hannah Simone as Liz or Arlene
- Zooey Deschanel as Nermal
- Max Greenfield as…? I’d say Odie but Odie is no talker.

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I love that everyone thinks FIREFLY is teasing some kind of sequel series, but my cynical brain refuses to believe it’s anything but a rewatch podcast with rotating cast members.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

- Kristi Noem fired.
- Flanagan casts 11 of his recurring players for THE EXORCIST.
- Jacob Tierney's next project post-Heated Rivalry success announced and tanking bookstore pages already.

I think we might just be ok today <3

Kristi Noem has been named "Special Envoy to The Shield of the Americas"

Buster Bluth tellss Lucille Bluth "Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called 'Hero Squad.'"

Huge news for the Flanagan hive.

Matt's right.

In an era of more choice and scrolling than ever, we need modernized and updated curation.

Criterion and Letterboxd do it so well, but AFI is the undisputed king.

As companies buy up more companies, we need this beacon of unbiased quality to reinvigorate the conversation.

Ngl the running gag that The Pitt cast has to change their platform promo on social media every goddamn season is hilarious and infuriating.

Season 1: Max
Season 2: HBO Max
Season 3: Paramount Plus
Season 4: Netmount++
Season 5: Quibi
Season 6: That one Chik-Fil-A service no one wanted.

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the news

the news

My basement deciding to back up water today

Regular hours for places to call to help aren’t available so getting the C-team employees on the phone

the news

more news

oh hey look it’s the news

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this little chaos devil

Netflix Backs Out of Bid for Warner Bros., Paving Way for an Ellison Takeover

The richest man owns X.

The second and third richest men control Google.

The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post.

And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros.

See the problem here?

Why do I feel we’re headed towards JURASSIC WORLD: REVOLUTION where we’ll see a full on dinosaurs vs. military battle.

Latest recession indicator makes me mad I had to sit through all those goddamn alliterative dialogue Subway commercials the past couple months:

Over the Garden Wall gets a long overdue American Blu-ray release on April 7.

Contains all the extras the DVD had, including the original pilot, commentaries, animatics, the composer's cut, and more.

Actor Robert Duvall has died at the age of 95.

13 years after it lit the fuse of all modern television revivals…

The #SpiritAwards finally moved off the beach and out of the tent?! Omg.

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Local news had a syndicated segment about people asking ChatGPT to be their Valentine.

In other news, HER was really a movie that predicted the future eh?

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On a binge of FOR ALL MANKIND and just hit Season 2.

How I never got into this before is beyond me.

It’s NASA MAD MEN - a character driven period piece drama that skips WAY more time comparatively, yet makes past events bear down so much compelling weight upon its cast.

Go watch if you can.

Well, I watched this week’s #ThePitt.

The cover of the graphic novel, a colored illustration by Daun Han depicting King in the foreground, Luz and Harpy Eda behind him, and the other cast of characters framing them including Willow, Hunter, Gus, Papa Titan, the Collector, and Amity.

We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel!

The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social

Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social

We're so excited to tell a brand new story.