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Bog-standard cis straight white guy. He/him. Support trans kids, ACAB, fascists suck, abolish ICE, you get the general idea. #gkg

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Also they sell it at the grocery store as well as, I am told, Costco.

11.03.2026 05:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, getting old... or rather, *older*, sucks. You may need to experiment with how much you need - my brothers both take it daily (and one of them is a doctor so I assume it's okay). For me, once a week works.

11.03.2026 05:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know you are absolutely not asking for advice but, well, I suppose I'm going to white man it and say "maybe try OTC omeprazole"? I take one a week and it seems to have solved my heartburn problems altogether.

And now I will shut up.

10.03.2026 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A mostly black terrier-style dog with a white muzzle, white blaze on her chest, and white throughout her "eyebrows" and face.

A mostly black terrier-style dog with a white muzzle, white blaze on her chest, and white throughout her "eyebrows" and face.

Are you sure that Javier is not secretly my dog Adelaide? If not, and they hung out together after sunset, would you mind if I said "For the night is dark, and filled with terriers"?

10.03.2026 20:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Fuck right the fuck off."

10.03.2026 20:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

California already banded together with a few other states to do this. Once in a while I'm proud of my state and how it's run.

10.03.2026 17:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Depends on when he ran, if he was running in California. In 1990-1994 when voters were feeling mutinous and the Dem machine didn't know what to do about it, maybe. 1998 or after, no friggin' way. He would've made some dumb right-wing pronouncement and that would've been it for him.

10.03.2026 16:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This definitely doesn't seem like what Carrie had in mind

10.03.2026 15:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, I'm not mad that they get to eat well on my dime. I do wish people could be okay with the idea that it's okay for poor people to also eat well sometimes on our collective dimes, too.

10.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know who the hell the Alexander brothers are, but I suppose I'm glad they're getting put behind bars?

10.03.2026 02:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amazing

08.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Before you share that story about how troops were told the Iran War is for "Armageddon," read this The narrative is dramatic. The sourcing is thin. And skepticism matters, especially on something this serious.

So this particular story, while definitely feeling quite plausible (and one I shared myself) is, well, let's say kinda... iffy?

www.friendlyatheist.com/p/before-you...

08.03.2026 07:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Who are you? And how did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith."

08.03.2026 07:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Why California usually pays more at the pump for gasoline - U.S. Energy Information Administration (EIA)

More on why: www.eia.gov/todayinenerg...

08.03.2026 07:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean gas prices in California *are* higher than the rest of the U.S. but still, what a dingus.

And when I have to, I pay those prices happily because for the most part, it's for a good reason.

08.03.2026 07:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would certainly take issue with the description of Piker as "one of America's most popular pundits". 98% of people in this country have no clue who he is.

08.03.2026 06:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have no memory of this place.

06.03.2026 21:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ooohhhhhhhhh

06.03.2026 21:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For someone who's not too bright, can someone explain to me what the gray bars on this chart represent?

06.03.2026 21:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I only recognize two of them (well, three, I guess, but not sure what the context is for the third) but anyway, I think I get the idea, and I like it.

06.03.2026 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a cartoon of bart simpson and lisa simpson with the words kids could you lighten up a little ALT: a cartoon of bart simpson and lisa simpson with the words kids could you lighten up a little
06.03.2026 19:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm having the same dream. As a non-girl honestly I don't even know how I'm getting away with it

05.03.2026 21:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Weird Al Yankovic is a Lesbian: a PSA
Weird Al Yankovic is a Lesbian: a PSA YouTube video by Oddball Artist

This is fun: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzT8...

05.03.2026 21:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dunno what the rules are in Oklahoma, but I saw some speculation that since Stitt is also about to term out, he might just appoint himself as Senator.

05.03.2026 19:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, I'm sure Markwayne Waynemark will bring real expertise to the role, after all his work in... uh... owning contracting businesses.

05.03.2026 19:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was once nearly run over by Harrison Ford.

05.03.2026 05:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I live in Southern California and I've driven to Northern California, *of course* I've seen a cow

03.03.2026 23:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This has to be a clone or something, because I know for a fact that the real Billy Corgan was transported back to his home planet immediately after the release of "Siamese Dream", never, and I can't stress this enough, never to be heard from again.

03.03.2026 23:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Glad you posted, as I had no idea about this show. Just bought three tickets!

02.03.2026 21:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yiiiiiikes! I hope it goes well at your next appointment.

02.03.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0