i feel like polanski's hypnoboob thing isn't great, but i also feel like most parties are asking me which flavour of ethnic cleansing i'd like to pick for my wife so
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i feel like polanski's hypnoboob thing isn't great, but i also feel like most parties are asking me which flavour of ethnic cleansing i'd like to pick for my wife so
nice man made horrors beyond my comprehension, be a shame if leon s kennedy happened to it
linkedin: chris, would you consider trying out our AI software guaranteed to make your workflow more efficient?
i would consider shooting myself in the head, does that count
have you considered that this is very silly
*guy who never heard of Gorillaz before* oh so they’re kind of like the california raisins?
my wife coming here is not something i'd describe as "worse"
"I told so many people I spoke to campaigning to remain that Brexit would not stop non-EU migration and it would probably get worse"
get...worse? interesting turn of phrase you have there. also,
logging in for my first day of being kemi badenoch's spokesperson. i log into my computer and take a big sip of water. the water does not help. i reach for a litre of vodka. it does nothing. i spot a bottle of bleach in the kitchen
i love discovering things like this. sometimes people think you already know all this stuff because you work in tech but no, i just roll my face around on the keys until it works as god intended
i was trying to get the reference code from her life in the uk test and fallout 4 crashed before i could get into the folder
TIL if you have 2 screens and the thing that crashed is on the screen with task manager/something else important you can't get to, then:
instead of "better or worse" you get asked how many lights there are
We listened. We heard you. And that’s why we’re legislating to put industrial solvents in your pizza
it's wild how massively obvious the big RGB sliders are once you finally notice them. only thing is it also changes the colour of the pipboy so it can potentially make it hard to see properly
abolish the home office
[1,781 hours of fallout 4 later]: you're....you're telling me i could've changed the horrendous green pipboy light colour to literally anything of my choosing at any given moment
iirc it was originally going to be called "harnbee"
not sure about small ones but for standard size it depends if the oil is for the chain/bar or the actual engine. as long as you use dedicated chainsaw oil for the bar and get the right engine oil based on what kind of stroke the saw is, you should be fine
abolish the home office immediately
my mum will routinely phone me up to tell me I should buy (weirdest thing you've ever seen in your life) from QVC or whoever
I've seen a number of games on steam using AI agents for characters, settings etc where players end up with lots of "all tokens used up" type errors from absolutely clueless devs slowly discovering what tokens are
Abolish the Home Office
Odo: This is satisfying
Odo: Suspiciously satisfying
Odo: This is satisfying
Odo: Suspiciously satisfying
"commander shepard, that's not a suicide mission — it's a learning opportunity"
everyone's always focused on "trapped on an island for his own good" boydy and not "god emperor of france will hit you with his table leg" boydy
me as a child in pyjamas, with one hand in my top and holding a table leg with a tea cosy on my head
i mean i was napoleon for a while
i'm still too busy explaining to teachers that my child sounds american thanks to colonialism in the philippines to start dealing with whatever this is too
90s Captain Ahab: Thar she blows. Thar she blows again.
Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
my favourite part was when "a world without caesars" became "a world with some caesars" coupled with some of the worst moderation i've ever seen
