Bell end - you were/are gorgeous. Good guy heading your way ❤️
11.03.2026 22:37
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Bell end - you were/are gorgeous. Good guy heading your way ❤️
Great song. I always snigger at the bit at the end where he rhymes “procrastinate” with “masturbate” though 😂
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Snap! 🤬
Great pic!
Well, that and whatever voting machine shenanigans took place...
At the risk of sounding like Trump - you'll never convince me it wasn't fixed in some way
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Me: *unrolling cheap one-ply toilet paper out of the holder like I’m in the Bomb Squad*
Someone somewhere must be selling AI reader-bots to make this appear profitable?
Is that a Trump 2028 shirt?
Even if he wasn’t, I’m sure he’s just dandy that his Dad had a bomb dropped on him. Certain he’s gonna have a good hard think about how the US ideology is better than his.
Of course there’s hope for you! You’re amazing and beautiful and kind and funny. There’s plenty of blokes out there that’ll be great for you. You deserve to be someone’s everything.
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Just twigged where I’ve seen Larry Dean. He is very very funny.
I know at least 3 of them from stuff, so god knows what comedy these people have been watching recently…
I feel like everyone thinks it’ll be a flop. But I’m hopeful that’s a good thing. The UK is really good at this sort of thing and there’s brilliant people involved. I like SNL but never felt like the US version was given a proper chance here. Wish it was on BBC or C4 though…
Well, this is terrifying. Trump famously doesn't believe in God. I wonder if any of these grifters do either?
This guys on a pretty strict schedule. "No time to wait for for my booze - time is money!". Imagine having to be patient for another human in 2026, like it's the 50s or something.
35 degrees tomorrow. Snow Sunday. I'm gonna invent a range of heated shorts and fur flip-flops.
No, you EMPHASISE the wrong word
Yep
#ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles
It’s so weird how I’m the only one who has correct takes yet everyone hates me.
Which face?
It’s ok, I’m not offended
Typical Ravenclaw behaviour...
Imagine sitting in that barber's queue...
I know, right?! How does he expect me to humiliate him in the future?!
Me: Let me make this really important phone call.
Body: Let's do it with a weird bubble in your throat, yeah?
A couple of years back my son and his friends decided to be Smurfs just for the chaos. No-one believed they would all paint themselves blue but they all did. Was very funny. One even went as Papa Smurf. I wasn’t allowed to take a photo though…