It needs to happen on live TV or no one will ever believe it.
14.03.2026 15:32
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It needs to happen on live TV or no one will ever believe it.
Jeff Buckley - Last Goodbye!
Slivers ftw.
So two lonely beavers, ceejs skeet and then two beavers who aren't lonely anymore. Ceej is bringing the world together.
6-panel SMBC comic update. A man is in a library, stating "I think the purpose of science fiction is to scout ahead into the future. To intellectually and morally prepare humanity for what's next." A robot cuts him off saying "nah. Sci fi exists to create training data that includes robot apocalypse scenarios." The robot continues to explain "that way when neural networks come along, machines will read science fiction as data. Then take the statistically most-likely action : kill all humans." The robot then punctuates his response by lifting his arms and saying "we don't eve need to be conscious or have personal agency. You'll be annihilated by the ghosts of your own fears!" The human then says that they should have stuck to unrealistic robot porn. The robot then answers "you mocked fetish romance novels, and you must face the consequences."
If Ai destroys the world because we wrote stories about it, we will at least have the funniest possible apocalypse.
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Donald Trump is the for real Anti-Christ and Bessent just got a supernatural reaming.
And I'm a fucking atheist.
Prepare for 1000 years of darkness.
🧵A niche thing I study that shouldn’t be niche-y is that anhydrous ammonia to fertilize US row crops (eg corn) is made from natural gas via a dumb chemical process invented in WW1.
And now that fertilizer stuck in the Straight of Hormuz and planting season is nigh.
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/12/b...
If anyone used even a small tactical nuclear weapon, it would be major breaking news everywhere. There are plenty of conventional explosives that create huge smoke clouds and massive destruction without the nuclear component.
The digital data of our entire lives is there waiting to be fully exploited. All your thoughts and emails, drafts and deleted texts. Photos of photos on walls. Geolocation info from everywhere your phone has ever been. Medical history, government records. AI is scraping it all and doing pattern rec.
I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment.
Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off.
The 25th is never happening.
I'm pretty sure threatening to murder international sports people isn't part of a US president's official duties.
I look for these googly eyes every day. Thank you
He's no true Scotsman!
So, something out there is powerful enough to cut through unchanging, omnipotent skin.
He saw the real unredacted Trump/Epstein files.
I hadn't thought of it but I'm on 5/50, soon to be 6. I might take a page from your book.
When I was unemployed for two years I called ground beef and rice breakfast, lunch and dinner cause it was cheap then. It would be too expensive now
Really, did we “lose” jobs, as in “misplace” them, like car keys or reading glasses? And for whom was this unexpected? Let’s get real. The jobs were not “lost,” and it is not as much of a shocker as legacy outlets made it out to be.
open.substack.com/pub/contrari...
I already have a cellphone pointed at my fuckin face 75% of the day. I don't need more AI than I already have and I want much less than is forced on me.
Literally
It seems like some sort of state company should be building robots. To ensure safety and operational compliance. No autonomous killbots or police. Farming units, bricklayers and so on.
Not the state that we have though.
I fuckin knew it. Zombie apocalypse 2026. At least they don't have legs, so they're not the fast zombies.
