Sammish 🎃💜

#deltarune

Professor Tangrowth and Ditto from Pokemon Pokopia sitting by the fire and looking up at the sky

We will see our friends again someday, so we will care for this world they left behind. And I know they will be proud of us.

I try not to do ranty threads anymore, but man, this Valve GDC graph has just rubbed me up unbelievably badly

This was presented as a good thing - "more games are finding success!" -- when actually the data has just been presented in a tricksy way to make it look like everything is fine

pokopia comic Torkoal asks ditto to make a path to the pokemon center Ditto makes a lovely perfect path directly to the pokemon center Zoom out and Torkoal is climbing a big pile of rocks slightly to the right of the path: "oh no this is far too bumpy"

🐢 #pokopia

I really need Nintendo to know that the success of their newest Pokemon is despite the game key card, they worked with an external development team to create something unique to their franchise and refreshing to their core fans. Like I don’t want them to get the wrong idea, key card still sucks!!!

When you help host an event and people come up to you afterwards to say thank you and they had a great time 🥹

what do you mean people aren't crafting houses for all their pokemon in Pokopia, i can't be the only one still in the first-second area because i'm building beautiful towns

can't stop saying this

What makes me so fucking mad is

I never hurt anyone. The vast, overwhelming majority of nsfw creators and sex workers dont.

We get cut off from the ability to use-the-dollar but all the sick fucks that hurt people, both directly and indirectly, every single day, never get even a slap on the wrist

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may leon's sweet cheeks nurture you back to health homie 🥺💜

mentally I’m here
#leonkennedy #pokopia #residentevil9

They are full of soup and for what!!! They don’t pay rent!!!

OHHH ITS THE GAKI… I apologize I did not know their many names. Yeah fuck em tbh

none of these words were in the bible nor the buddhist teachings

A post from me on Bluesky saying “I forgot all about Yoshi’s book coming out… fuck… goddamn it Nintendo… you’re really getting me this year… what’s next, a pikmin announcement??” And at the top there is a banner notification from Pikmin bloom saying “Good morning, Sammish!”

The timing could not have been better

I forgot all about Yoshi’s book coming out… fuck… goddamn it Nintendo …. You’re really getting me this year… what’s next, a pikmin announcement??

I need to be put into the machine that heals pokemon at the pokemon center

A story about identity.
About wondering what it means to exist.
About finding people who make the question a little less frightening.

That’s the heart of Final Fantasy IX.

I have been turning over Avery and Citrine in my head like rotisserie chicken for the past three weeks and I want to get them on a canvas but also if I don’t see Drifloon in pokopia I won’t forgive myself, he is my sweet baby angel

I want to draw but also that takes away my very precious pokopia time, do you understand

Lejto loving Trubbish is so cute and beautiful…

Pokopia’s writing is legitimately really funny and good. I’m having such a good time

i fact-checked myself and wrote in the alt-text that it's linus getting the rock, but in actually it's charlie brown getting the rock. don't flame me bro, meme's still good

A screenshot of the Charlie Brown Halloween Episode where Linus gets a rock instead of candy. Pasted on top of Charlie Brown is the Pokopia protagonist, and pasted on top of Linus is a picture of Oddish.

average pokopia interaction

레온에게 뚜들겨 맞아도 그저행복한 기디언 박사님 넘 쪼아여

RE9 is truly a neat game with neat concepts and I really love what they did with both Grace and Leon. I might have some notes for the overall pacing of the game and some of the enemies as well, but I think as a whole, it’s wonderful. Good job Capcom.

Housing kits in this game are a sham because I have discovered I can make a way cuter house way faster than a housing kit can. So [Ron Swanson voice] I know more than you, Pokemon.

"humble bundle featuring a harry potter game supporting the ESA" is like... wow! I can get a side of FLAMING garbage with my garbage? I can fund a "charity" that actively advocates AGAINST game preservation _and_ jkr at the same time? wow! not in a million fucking years

They are really thoughtful about how to make an IP fit well with their formula!! It’s really great!!! I have not seen a miss from them yet