McDonalds Trump

Kash Patel looks like he spits pan on Wembley high street.

Elon Musk is so annoying that he had Epstein contemplating shutting down his whole operation just to avoid him.

Elon Musk and Donald Trumps gay relationship breaking up in pride month is they gayest thing ever.

Saw some New Balance for $210, sorry gonna have to go direct to Chinese supplier cos wtf.

Nintendo switch 2 games gonna be $1000 each if Trump's beef with China keeps going at the current rate.

His new baby mother is a solid 7. He should unsuspended me now.

Donald Trump gonna be so pissed when McDonald's run out of Big Macs because he sent all the illegal immigrants working on the farms home.

If Elon Musk has a million haters I'm one of them. If he has one hater it's me. If he has 0 haters I have died. If the world is against Elon Musk I am with the world, if the world is for Elon Musk I am against the world.

I don't know how Elon Musk manages to look like he stinks despite being the richest man in the world but somehow he pulls it off.

American elections were hilarious to people observing from outside, how was it sex pest vs dementia patient for so long. Unserious country. Might as well start learning Chinese now America is cooked.

Only way Biden can redeem himself for pardoning his crackhead son is by pardoning Lil Durk.

@mcdonaldstrump.bsky.social Epic content🤣😂

You know it makes sense.

You're on the list buddy.

bsky.app/profile/did:...

You got one week to follow me back or I'm adding you to a list of my enemies.

I will teach the scammers on this app how to scam for $50 a month. I can tell you are all amateurs and this is your first gig.

Got this for like £5

America turning into East London in real time.

90s RnB was a cheat code, had the hoes out their panties 34 seconds into Freek'n You by Jodeci.

Adina Howard's ex husband dumb af, wasn't you listening she wanna freak in the morning and freak in the evening.

Gimme a small loan of a $1million if you really about that life.

Ok b.

You can't scam a scammer. Indian call centre workers have a picture of me up in their office as inspiration.

Scammers on this app really need to try harder, what do you mean you want my cash app to send me money? I only take those kind of offers from a Nigerian Prince.

The moment when Conor McGregor's manhood was taken, he's been taking it out on women ever since.

Nicolas Jackson > Messi

Black Fridays ain't what they used to be, I miss punching people for a 42 inch TV. Online sales have ruined it.

The American public school system has failed miserably.