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Not Anglo-Catholic, not Śaiva/Śakta | DIY medicine enjoyer | wheel-turning anarch | zerocultural citizen of nowhere | η„‘θ—₯可救

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Slop that propagates itself by free riding off people’s desire to signal sophistication and outrage by publicly decrying slop

11.03.2026 09:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bill O'Reilly doesn't worship the same God as Christians, he actually worships an ancient pagan lunar deity

(this is a joke about the fact that there's a similar conspiracy theory directed at muslims that is popular in evangelical circles)

11.03.2026 07:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Getting an orchi in 2023 is starting to feel like taking the last plane out of Afghanistan

11.03.2026 06:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The rules don’t apply to me, I don’t know what to tell you.
Like I’m supposed to see a society who criminalizes me out of petty sadism and think β€œI should definitely be prosocial and contribute today!”

10.03.2026 08:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting because my thought process has been the exact opposite β€œif I’m gonna be treated like an unruly child, then maybe I should act like an unruly child”

10.03.2026 07:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Meme
First panel: three mexican cholas saying "Γ³rale jefe, whats da plan"" and a tamil king saying "who the fuck are you people i thought i hired cholas"
Second panel: three tamil merchants/warriors saying "srivijayavukku sellum kadarpadai thayaaraga ulladhu", a mexican cholo saying "who the fuck are you people i thought i hired cholas"

Meme First panel: three mexican cholas saying "Γ³rale jefe, whats da plan"" and a tamil king saying "who the fuck are you people i thought i hired cholas" Second panel: three tamil merchants/warriors saying "srivijayavukku sellum kadarpadai thayaaraga ulladhu", a mexican cholo saying "who the fuck are you people i thought i hired cholas"

09.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

False, we should actually make it permanent, in fact we should make Double DST permanent, the sun should rise as late as possible.

09.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m fascinated by the fact that this was posted by an ATLA fan account

08.03.2026 09:40 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the fact that people keep referring to Arabian Nights, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and now Edgar Allan Poe as β€œexternal IPs” is actually quite revealing of the ideology underlying Universes Beyond…

08.03.2026 08:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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They don't want us to remember

06.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Common Moorhen probably

06.03.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Check out Forge, it’s an open-source rules engine that also has an adventure mode inspired by Shandalar

06.03.2026 11:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These posters would go hard for a campaign for meth decriminalisation tho

06.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to the list πŸ˜‚
I don’t even know how I ended up on it since I didn’t even comment on anything, probably blocking the creator was enough to trigger it

06.03.2026 11:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The right to peacefully assemble can neither be so casually and completely restricted for underage persons, nor can it be made dependent on an identification scheme for everyone. We have a right to assemble anonymously, without prior permission, without notifying the authorities about our identities

05.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cereal for the strong manly men who are afraid of sugar πŸ˜‚

04.03.2026 07:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t want the sun to rise before 4am in the summer actually, if anything we should replace winter time with DST and DST with Double-DST

04.03.2026 06:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Glad to see mainstream shia are finally getting on board with rebirth

04.03.2026 06:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€ͺIt’s crazy how bright it is, I’m absolutely obsessed ‬

03.03.2026 11:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yesterday I finally accomplished my goal of showing girlfriend the moon, after first witnessing it myself a few months ago.
Make of this what you will.

03.03.2026 11:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s rather wild how TCG companies have gotten away with selling gambling to children for more than 30 years ngl

27.02.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

> Call channel The Young Turks
> Love genocide

What did they mean by this? πŸ€”

27.02.2026 09:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To prepare for societal collapse, I recommend guns and bullets, and I’ve calculated the optimal amounts to be as follows:
1x gun
1x bullets

27.02.2026 09:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know how parrots can learn to repeat human speech but do not understand its meaning?
And the best thing is, parrots *are* conscious, but the contents of their speech bears no relation to the contents of their consciousness.

26.02.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When he’s right he’s right

26.02.2026 12:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is an example of the issue with the kind of reporting from my previous post, trans people don't update their ID to be "validated" by the government, they update their ID to have privacy, avoid discrimination in employment /housing/etc and be safe from violence!

26.02.2026 09:35 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It doesn't seem to me like "denying trans identities" is a good way of reporting on a law that forcibly outs and criminalizes trans people…

26.02.2026 07:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm an extreme coupler. I support the monarchy because republicans elected trump. I converted to islam because dawkins is transphobic. I like the british weather because bluesky is full of liberals, but i also never break up with my partners because X is right-wing coded.

25.02.2026 08:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So are NHS doctors going to be able to force employers to let workers wfh? Are they gonna sack Simon Wessely? Are they gonna be able to hold the DWP accountable for making disabled people worse?

25.02.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If UB is β€œexternal IPs” then no because three kingdoms isn’t an IP

23.02.2026 06:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0