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Oh pshaw. She who has smelt it, hath dealt it
Hooman used this song as one of his parodies.
In any song, replace the word "love" with "drugs"
🎵But you're gonna have to face it:
You're addicted to drugs…🎸
Hooman says the path to lap cat enlightenment is through my stomach
@quindimarlena.bsky.social hooman would like to send you some dried nip from his garden, and put it in some tissue paper from Oamaru variety store.
Hooman told landlord it's about 6 weeks away
Nope. She knows. But I'm a scardey cat and an escape artist. Hooman had to start getting this house to show to next renter
Not that hooman has found.
@smillapanfur.bsky.social this is accent that my Chief of Staff (Hooman) should probably not hear your posts in.
(But it's still an absolutely glorious Scottish accent)
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Oh, and Auggie is HUGE in America
Certainly the most popular Alphaville song in the US is STILL being used as the "theme" for High School Prom some 40 years on.
THE REVOLUTION BEGINS NOW #OpposobleThumbs #PlunderCats #HedgeWatch
Hooman says he wants to get Gordon all excited
…and then see Ramsay go full Gary Lineker when he sees the food given to a cat.
Hooman wants to make ❝food presentation videos.❞
He thinks he can make a video Gordon Ramsay would "react to"
Oh yes. And hooman had his landlord in the house tonight. He kept me shut in my room tho
❝ auto cucumber ❞ is as good of a name as what hooman calls it:
❝autocarrot❞
He says it only makes non-sequiturs
hooman made a pretty decent job on cleaning up after breakfast. He saved me the leftovers, …but warmed them up to body temperature. Ya know… Like fresh kill. He gave it a Churu demi glaze with fresh catnip (🤬 that's strong!!) and some crunchy treats to clean up my teeth afterwards.
Yeah dude. I CAN SMELL IT hooman made a pretty decent job on cleaning up after breakfast. He saved me the leftovers, …but warmed them up to body temperature. Ya know… Like fresh kill. He gave it a Churu demi glaze with fresh catnip (🤬 that's strong!!) and some crunchy treats to clean up my teeth afterwards.
Yeah. Got it there TMZ. Fackin' Pawpawratzi. Put it on the table and, ❝ off you shall fornicate ❞ hooman. hooman made a pretty decent job on cleaning up after breakfast. He saved me the leftovers, …but warmed them up to body temperature. Ya know… Like fresh kill. He gave it a Churu demi glaze with fresh catnip (🤬 that's strong!!) and some crunchy treats to clean up my teeth afterwards.
Ceiling Cat damn it to Basement.
HOOMAN.
THAT NIP IS STRONG. DIAL IT DOWN A NOTCH. IF YOU CAN SMELL IT IN THE KITCHEN: YOU PUT TOO MUCH ON MY LUNCH.
…#AltText
Hooman belongs to D.A.M.:
Mothers Against Dyslexia
Or me. I'll pee all over them.
A joke going around, courtesy of Jimmy Carr
"I asked my Kiwi friend how many sexual partners he had had (his "body count").
> He fell asleep"
I hope you know you're free to use these 😸
Flanoy, an orange beastie, is sitting on a soda looking rather skeptical at you. He wants to know if you are being serious
My hooman has a mild case of dyslexia. He frequently looks 2 and 3 times at words 😸😸
Hooman says I am stealth
