Abby's Dad

A stylized Pi symbol. The lower "legs" - one is a pegleg, and the other is saber. On top is a tricorn hat with skull and crossbones. A parrot sits on the edge. Caption - "Pi rate, when good Pi goes bad!"

Arrrrr

So, none of the people who are actually in command of the military suggested to Trump and Hegseth Iran affair is a stupid idea without any hint of strategy or planning. They just followed orders.

I'm excited about the foot races more than anything even though I have a tendency to trip and fall down while trying to run.

Put your peta on my green peace.

Elon (probably) A fanged ghoul sucking up the putrification of a dying planet, naked, rolling in a k-hole and masturbating to the thought of being the last human to die.

Jesus saves... after every level

I still think about this a lot.

I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl

Sorry I was late, my clocks were on night-dark savings time still.

The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?

I understand why Putin wants to destroy America, and I can guess why Trump is helping him do it. But I'll never figure out why Congress is letting him get away with it.

we need more places where he can exist in public without being expected to buy anything, not fewer

Embarrassed to report that only today did I learn that "seersucker" is an inartful importation of the Persian phrase "shīr o shakkar" meaning milk and sugar, indicating the alternating smooth and puckered texture of the fabric.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

I am frankly more concerned about the apathy of the American public and even more importantly the lack of leadership in the Democratic Party.

This is not a dress rehearsal. Every single American must speak out against this Facist administration.

Florida Bar reverses itself, says it is not investigating Lindsey Halligan A spokesperson said the bar's counsel "erroneously" stated there was a "pending investigation"; instead, a complaint against Halligan remains at a preliminary stage.

Cowards.

Don’t let mega-constellation-building billionaires steal your night sky Satellites are wonders of modern technology that have improved all of our lives. But having more than a million of them in orbit could destroy our view of the heavens and seriously damage our planet

Elon Musk has already started plans to launch a million satellites.

Yes. A MILLION.

This is a colossally bad idea, and it's not too late to make your voice heard. I explain everything:

www.scientificamerican.com/article/ramp...

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They’re all part of a criminal conspiracy to destroy our government and loot our Treasury.
They’re making little effort to hide it.
Now what happens?
It’s all in plain sight.
I worked for 20 years for a government agency. Even the appearance of a conflict of interest was grounds for termination.

I'm usually way funnier than this

"They're all corrupt the minute they get elected" = Your guy is just as bad as my guy/nothing matters

Keeper of the Flame - A film from 1942 warning Americans how democracy can be dismantled from the inside. This scene was written during World War II. Watch how calmly the plan is explained. Ask yourself why it still feels current today.

In the last 4 days one of my senators broke a Marine’s arm, the other one announced he wasn’t running minutes before the filing deadline so his hand-picked successor could take his place without a primary and my rep announced he was giving up his seat as well.

How’s y’all’s congresspeople doing?

if I ever need a lawyer, somebody call this lady

Rubio: Trump ended the decades long war the Iranian regime has perpetrated on the US

In other words

War is Peace

This moments feels like the chaos it is. We are. And it makes me feel hopeless at times, a part of anxiety. It feels like I'm powerless to change anything at those hopeless times.
But I'm hopeful too. And I know I can change my choices. Not being afraid of who you are is the biggest choice. Be good

This is literally our greatest soft power product

The weirdest thing about choosing a war with Iran is that I'm pretty sure the Epstein files prove that Trump raped children and possibly even had them killed
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It was a long 4 months. YouTube video by Michelle Wolf

Us-rael
It's like a doomsday Bennifer
youtube.com/shorts/PqxuVBvvGUg