Angry Cephalopod

That’s a… nevermind, looks delicious

He believes in manifesting. It would be pathetic if he wasn’t somehow the one guy for whom it always seems to work

Look up “confined space entry” folks! Here’s the short version: Do Not Go Into The Hole

Dear Old Dads

Are we gonna get another pic of her looking mean this time? Asking for a friend

Love me an ominous spire at the center of a spiral

can’t find the littorals again

Did a man send you an unsolicited picture of his…

Fucking hell I am never going to stop drinking at this rate

Ok genuinely, what?

The rich don’t care about losing money, they care about power over workers. Being able to sexually assault their employees without fear they’ll quit or sue. They don’t want to be richer, they want you to be poorer

They had some thoughts about that scenario

Aw fuck. Shit. Sorry guys. I forgot

And your teeth won’t hurt!

What evangelicals think is in the book of Revelation (because they don’t read) is actually in The Late Great Planet Earth by Hal Lindsey

A STRANGE GAME. THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO POAST

For a minute I thought it was funny to mansplain the origin of the word mansplaining while on dates with phd chicks, but you know what, none of them married me, so I guess it wasn’t

The great thing about going full longtermist is I get to make up whatever long-term conditions justify my priors

No your honor I am not “pro say,” this laptop is my attorney. Hang on a sec, *click click click* on the advice of counsel I object to whatever you just said

Can the right get mad about her again so we can see another pic of her looking mean

I’m real too, my pfp is a real photo

Family values: Ava has two mommies

Deviant perversion: republicans beat and rape their children and teach them the devil is real

I’m surprised there’s never been a christian heresy that god actually died and ceased to exist when christ was killed. I guess that would remove the value proposition of their whole religion, but it would be absolute Metal

get back to you in 2 weeks

When I was a teenager in 2000 I asked seriously why people still talked about the Vietnam war. And sometimes I feel like the universe decided in that moment to fuck me over personally

the judgements of the lord are true and righteous

Can’t wait for the debate in a few years over which party was actually in power in 2026

Right, I’m just expressing skepticism that Chinese support will continue. Right now, everyone wants to increase the likelihood of some kind of U.S. military loss or setback that will induce a TACO. But if that doesn’t happen soon, China doesn’t want to facilitate the oil blockade

Isn’t a lot of that oil not leaving the gulf supposed to be going to China though

Rude