Jess 🐴

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

If I hadda dime for every time I've had to run in from another room yelling, "Break it up! Break it up!"

i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job

I wrote a game! About attempting to strangle a horse! And dying of eg Spider Bumhead or Bonegone Horsefright! It's free! And VERY SILLY

brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...

What is it. It's making me angry.

Quite.

Be more Thoth

We're all invested in this relationship now.

Bored? Why not play my choose your own adventure Raven Simulator game.
Romance or befriend a witch
Help or hinder Edgar Allan Poe
Do some Viking shit
Eat the gods
Put the bins out
Drive Brian Blessed's giant severed head to Reading Services

All are valid options j2gb9g9f.play.borogove.io

Photo of a cuneiform tablet fragment shaped a bit like an irregular diamond. It preserves nearly 20 incomplete lines of text separated by a horizontal ruling

There's a broken cuneiform tablet from the Old Babylonian period, nearly 4,000 years ago, which preserves a tiny portion of a dialogue between two friends.

It feels a bit like the conversations I've been having for the past week, so I wanted to share it.

It's fine, the witch is still my bff

@scriblit.bsky.social I got a medal! :D

I lost at a pub quiz :(

Please have a play. You are a raven. A creature of myth and legend... or just a big bird, your choice.
Eat the gods!
Dance with a Dracula!
Take Edgar Allan Poe to Alton Towers!
Ruin a Zumba class!
Drive the M4 w a mythic princess!
Get very lost & end up in the wrong game!
j2gb9g9f.play.borogove.io

It’s coming up to that time of year I need to encourage anyone who wants to say “earth laughs in flowers” in a lighthearted way, really, please, read the whole poem 😬 🪻💀🌷

www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/52341/...

I appreciate this

Recent world events does make me appreciate more the appeal of many Godzilla films is " I personally can't cope but maybe this giant lizard will save us somehow!"

I don't want. To google it! Just tell me or don't.

I DO

But Jess, don't you ever look at--

No. I don't.

But haven't you--

I have not.

Look, we're all just trying to consider your precious fragile mental h--

THE HINTING AROUND WITHOUT CONTEXT DOES NOT HELP.

[tal]king about

When did Hinting Around at What We're Talking About become the done thing, rather than just saying what on earth you're atlking about

How I feel looking at all your skeets pretty much every day

Hi.

Ink drawing with pencil colours on yellow paper. No background on this one, other than the yellowness of the paper. In the middle, a cat-like creature, slightly cheetah-ish, but more stylised, runs from left to right, back legs horizontal and front legs curved in front ready for the next gallop. The cat is striped in four shades of blue, while its face and the end of its four legs are white. No nose or mouth detail, just small blue eyes looking at you. On its back is a huge, rather posh cup and saucer, with intricate blue and white patterns. Steam pours from it. On the implied ground, a turquoise shadow just about keeps up with the cat.

New picture.
An emergency cup of tea on its way to you. Or cup of coffee. Or mug of drugs. Whatever you need x

Intentionally crude illustration of a cat with wide open mouth making various cat noises. Caption reads “let me sing you the song of my people”

Song.
#art #cat

Where tomato sauce comes from. *nods*

... Gotta build more oil extractors. ¬.¬

heeheehee

Meanwhile I'm gonna turn my dining room into a truffle oil distillery

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