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A sign which says “I'M NOT INTERESTED IN COMPETING WITH ANYONE. I HOPE WE ALL MAKE IT.”

Good night, everyone

#genshinimpact #varka

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#Cyno #Genshin #fanart #GLENNart

🔞 #aventio

🔞 #aventio

#aventio

what's your fave #renjing dynamic?
here's some of mine ✨
(very bladie centric I noticed, butmy jy centric headcanons usually involve more than blade so maybe next time)

they hated jesus because he spoke the truth 😔

side note elio headcanon while here: writers block looks like stagnancy, he has been in the same hotel for 3 weeks, three weeks of the same chicken sandwich delivered daily because he hasn't felt like changing the menu and the plates piled by the desk because he forgot to write a cleaning service

abandoning blade at the beach, the mountains, resorts and retreats. blade forced to fight the plot while at every turn he is directed by the ungentle word of god to drink some coconut water and take a nap.

walks through life as if everything adjusts for him. duck down a side street and asks blade absently to grab this jacket, catches shoes from beneath a window and dressed he can pull blade into the next door a restaurant with a dress code

elio writing filler episodes for blade when he pisses him off. forcing the guy who hates being alive to exist plotlessly in pleasant circumstances.

#svsss

rip aventurine youd have loved girl dinner

ratiorine is ratio thinking he can cook but its all gymbro macros and aventurine thinks one dish with one chicken breast is a lot of protein, he last ate, oh, some cheese? it was heavy cheese though. hm? is he lactose intolerant? of course

jingren is nonstop bickering over what and where and no this instead and yingxing getting cross as he gets hangry and jing yuan is sleepy while they wait in line and then its all pouring each other's drinks and chatter over the server and the food is secondary

jingheng? jing yuan picks, but neither particularly care unless they have a reason. meal prepper pantry that they both cook from.

renheng is dh making blade eat via gentle parenting. 'do you need me to chose?' asked in a measured tone and blade orders the first thing while trying not to 'roid out

all three couples have food at home, hungry people do not do this nonsense. hungry people make rice together

couples who both know what they want, couples who argue, how about couples where one person asks what they want for dinner as if this isn't a declaration of war and the other immediately begins a gaslight campaign to convince them that they are asking actually and are therefore absolved of choosing.

Jing Yuan doodle because i miss him
#JingYuan #HonkaiStarRail #HSR #NovatemiArt #Art

Im so bad at drawing penises idc what pair I’m drawing next, everyone gets a pussy from now on

Senior Director?! 😶‍🌫️ #aventurine (1/2)

There’s Neil. Neil, who fucks like he fights, who goes and goes and goes. Everywhere and nowhere, over the mountains and the hills. Takes his time, makes it sweet agony. He draws it out, spins time like sugar. A deft hand, is Neil. Stiller than still, a burst of motion. Neil, sure and true. Neil, between his legs. Neil, atop his thighs. Neil, looking up at him, mouth so full. He doesn’t have to say it. Why would he, when they both know? He does though, just once— The Foxes are a professional esports team. Their newest player sends himself to their door. Once inside, he secures the contract he was aiming for, and much more. There's the game, the gaming, and then there's him.

wrote an andreil idv esports au fic for @fortheloveofexy.bsky.social as part of @aftgmixtape.bsky.social 2026

“老子才是老大”

📱M | 6,672 words

📱strangers to teammates to lovers, fic within fic, winning lots

📱 archiveofourown.org/works/80704211

#idv #aftg #andreil #loachfic #andrewminyard #neiljosten

me everyday when I open my phone <3

like 10 seconds later
#bingqiu

Hnnnng Dan Heng begging Jing yuan to put him in a fuck machine and fill him with eggs. Ju gets called away while in the middle of it and he attempts to let dh out, but dh says "no leave me in and fuck me properly when you get back".

Jy leaves him a way to get out of course, but he never takes it