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Jason McMaster

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Writer and Consultant for those damned video games Stainless steel provider that makes the sorcery bark I'm the commander of time in my vessel of God Let's blade Read Unwinnable: https://www.unwinnable.com

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I did some Marathoning and boy oh boy did I have some close runs

10.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if there is a way to let Mike Johnson and his kid know whenever I masturbate. Maybe we should all start telling them.

09.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For Americans struggling with high gas prices, remember that you can save money by taking little sips from the gas pump instead of big gulps

09.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 1435 πŸ” 130 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 11

put a brick in your gas tank to make it feel more full

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Things Will Fall Apart
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Happy Friday

06.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Albini Sessions (Benefit for Letters Charity), by Fugazi 12 track album

Stop literally everything.

Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time.

fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...

06.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 1372 πŸ” 503 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 136

I'm still shocked he's gone

06.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i got a new toothbrush and it says "not tested on animals" on the box. i fuckin hope not. i gotta put that in my mouth

06.03.2026 05:36 πŸ‘ 296 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

05.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 6232 πŸ” 793 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 31

you'd find him naked, covered in cheese sauce, and, for some reason, bleeding

03.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.

03.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 6718 πŸ” 2126 πŸ’¬ 114 πŸ“Œ 566

Joy Goiters

02.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

GUZZOOOOLEEEEENNNN

02.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is hanging from a rope in the desert while wearing a hat . ALT: a man is hanging from a rope in the desert while wearing a hat .
02.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FYI for fellow narrative designers/game writers: the studio in question is Sentona Games and it’s my understanding they are currently interviewing to replace me. Be very careful with them. They were very nice to me and easy to work with right up until I needed the money I was promised.

26.02.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 3972 πŸ” 1818 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 29

Yeah, lets hear who these fucks are so others can avoid them

02.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

could a dying empire do THIS

01.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 3461 πŸ” 630 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 21
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Remember who we are fighting for!
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it’s probably fine that this meme is one of the top posts on every military Reddit sub right now

01.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 5338 πŸ” 1421 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 43

If they made a new Police Quest, who would be the celebrity cop on the box?

01.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

might as well say "trample me, I dare you motherfucker"

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Just remember that Howard Dean did that horrible scream and went from first to last, so it can change at least

28.02.2026 07:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Barbiturate King

27.02.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Today it was snowballs. Tomorrow, someone could paint a black circle on the side of a mountain, causing our officers to drive the train into the mountain, turning the train into an accordian that plays a sad little tune indicating that the officer has been seriously injured

Today it was snowballs. Tomorrow, someone could paint a black circle on the side of a mountain, causing our officers to drive the train into the mountain, turning the train into an accordian that plays a sad little tune indicating that the officer has been seriously injured

Wow

26.02.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 4623 πŸ” 830 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 31

Kash's life trajectory reads like a National Lampoon bit

24.02.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Working on the Lion’el Johnson for Golden Demon next month

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Happy we have officially announced this thing I've been working on for ten freakin' years. Expect to hear more from me about it over the next little while. Meanwhile, here are details:

www.superherohype.com/comics/65227...

19.02.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 518 πŸ” 134 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 61

Huge news

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SHAME THIS MONSTER

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