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Liselott Fitzgerald

@cabbagequeen

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Tills du hittar dimension 20-casten? (Obs, älskar båda)

28.02.2026 13:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

19.02.2026 08:26 👍 11935 🔁 3081 💬 204 📌 243
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Ah yes, the new year in the Chinese zodiac.

16.02.2026 23:21 👍 31 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 1

Minst en spelare i varje lag måste vara en hund. Laget får Poäng om hunden lyckas springa bort med bollen från plan.

12.02.2026 14:41 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Some Swedish hockey players demonstrate various winter Olympic sports. 😁

(sound on)

#Olympics

11.02.2026 23:16 👍 1198 🔁 327 💬 62 📌 76
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Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video

11.02.2026 01:09 👍 2927 🔁 683 💬 31 📌 57
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Wow. What a question. I guess if I HAD to describe my perfect woman it would be body heat and dense skin.

10.02.2026 19:45 👍 81 🔁 12 💬 16 📌 10
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

05.02.2026 11:50 👍 32287 🔁 13860 💬 589 📌 1595

[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it

22.01.2026 02:42 👍 10872 🔁 3710 💬 83 📌 36
A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights

20.01.2026 00:30 👍 7529 🔁 3364 💬 99 📌 215
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Happy 13th birthday to the most essential artwork of the current era, @kcg.bsky.social ‘s “This is fine,” to all those who celebrate.

09.01.2026 11:06 👍 1569 🔁 740 💬 10 📌 40

Var på väg till stallet så hade som tur var stövlar med stålhätta. Klarade mig med två stukade fötter. Snart 30 år sen men min bror som blev vittne till akrobatiken tycker fortfarande att det är det roligaste han sett 😁

06.01.2026 18:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jag har kört över båda fötterna med moped (som jag körde själv alltså) 🤷‍♀️

06.01.2026 12:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

04.01.2026 18:49 👍 43456 🔁 16075 💬 326 📌 411
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Hi Ireland!
Your wintry reminder that the tires for vehicles sold there are not suitable for driving in freezing conditions - they contain a lot of plastic, which hardens as it gets colder, reducing grip.
If you don't have this symbol on your tires, avoid driving during periods of snow and ice.

04.01.2026 11:29 👍 56 🔁 21 💬 0 📌 1
Grosdoriane tweets:

'This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book*

uh oh

*Frantically starts flipping though pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh'

4:51 AM · May 25, 2019

Grosdoriane tweets: 'This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh' 4:51 AM · May 25, 2019

2/ ~old jk is best jk~

03.01.2026 10:12 👍 2024 🔁 828 💬 5 📌 11

This is both funny and surprisingly moving

24.12.2025 18:04 👍 334 🔁 64 💬 29 📌 0
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23.12.2025 17:07 👍 49 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 1
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My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.

20.12.2025 17:41 👍 3984 🔁 704 💬 105 📌 72

So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10

08.12.2025 09:49 👍 5784 🔁 1338 💬 46 📌 47

you’re 12 years old. ask jeeves just hit the market. and you can search for one thing.

02.12.2025 13:42 👍 2005 🔁 329 💬 9 📌 2
Skärdump från Youtube på en video med titeln "How to wear a scarf as a man" med en bild på två sätt att ha på sig en halsduk, en så kallat manligt sätt och ett så kallat omanligt sätt.

Skärdump från Youtube på en video med titeln "How to wear a scarf as a man" med en bild på två sätt att ha på sig en halsduk, en så kallat manligt sätt och ett så kallat omanligt sätt.

Are the straights ok? 😬

25.11.2025 11:24 👍 128 🔁 13 💬 36 📌 10

between trump and ronaldo, its been a rough week for sex offenders

14.11.2025 18:34 👍 56 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 1

3!

11.11.2025 10:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Omg. Ok folks. You need to do this—big feeds, please amplify ( @kevinmkruse.bsky.social maybe you can too)

07.11.2025 13:01 👍 92 🔁 48 💬 2 📌 12

På tandläkarmottagning. Känns sådär mysigt

29.10.2025 10:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’d be tragic if all Sean Connery ever wanted was for someone to sit on his face, but he was too scared to ask.

13.09.2023 19:54 👍 164 🔁 52 💬 3 📌 1
Screen shot of Neil Fish posting "your dad shouts at hotels" is an insult the kids at my nephew's school use on each other.

Screen shot of Neil Fish posting "your dad shouts at hotels" is an insult the kids at my nephew's school use on each other.

I'm ded 💀 😂 😂 😂

28.08.2025 09:22 👍 2318 🔁 717 💬 24 📌 53

👏👏

28.08.2025 07:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very nearly mixed up the wd40 spray and the nose spray this morning, if anyone was wondering how tired I am

28.08.2025 07:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0