Michigan Sea Monster

I take great joy in the fact someone at Pokemon likely said "you can have the helix fossil, or you can have stained glass panels. You can not have both."

A scene from the film the devil wears Prada where a fasion grunt is showing Miranda two blue belts saying they are so different

Bought a fancy marker set and now I am looking through the greens like this

It is a slice of life pokemon game they said.

It will be cute they said.

The dialog will be cheesy they said.

What they did not say is that the lore items will be heartbreaking.

Pokopia, or "I may not be creative enough to build something new but I WILL spend hours restoring the existing set pieces."

A screenshot of Pokopia showing the player standing in front of a structure that is clearly a house.

A screenshot of Pokopia showing the player inside a house looking into a bedroom

Pokopia rules are a little wonky. This structure does not count as a house.

This room IN IT, however, does.

Fully loving Pokopia right now.

It can feel a little overwhelming due to the sheer amount of building materials, locations, and options, but the slow study vibes are solid.

I can't wait to see what more industrious and creative people build in it.

Several hours in to pokopia now, and the vibes are immaculate because the vibes are off.

Adventures in crochet: "Oh no, I used the wrong yarn. Guess I have to make a reverse gay lion"

I woke up in the middle of the night and could not fall back asleep, so I played Pokopia for a little while.

Now I am expected to go to work? And work? All day? I HAVE HABITATS TO BUILD AND POKEMON TO LURE.

Flirting anxiety, internal monolog edition: "he is so fucking sexy. Don't swear, you heathen. What if he finds that uncouth? Okay, he is so gosh dang handsome. Nobody wants to fuck a chunky 50s sitcom reject either, damn."

My brain is broken and there is no happy median, so then i shut down.

A naked man with an erection sprays out in bed.

This week has been ass so far, can I just stay home and do this the rest of the week?

For all questions where the answer could be arson, the answer would be arson.

Except the coffee one. That is "3. It is always three and if you really loved me, you would know that."

I would make them regret these shenanigans.

A black crochet lamb with a white face and a glittery red collar with bow.

One scraprificial lamb, chock full of the leftovers of his predecessors.

With a face that may haunt my nightmares.

I was going through scrap yarn thinking "I need to make something so I can stuff it with all this. A sacrifice. A scraprifice, if you will. I should make a lamb. A SCRAPRIFICIAL LAMB!"

I am so proud of myself, but also SO DISAPPOINTED. These are not dad jokes, they are Guncle jokes.

A pink and rec crochet dragon.

Another rescue from the WIP pile. Used a different pattern for the wings and they ended up giant but I love it.

That makes 3 dragons rescued from the pile with another yet to save. I dont have a problem.

I dont know how I am a shiny hunter. I do not have the patience to sit for hours resetting. This starter hunt in FR is killing me. I get like...20 resets in and need to do ANYTHING else.

Morbid as it sounds, I NEED it to happen in public so they can't pull an Authoritatian Regime at Bernie's.

Size does not effect taste, just makes it easier to suck.

It DOES have fairy face. I looked up unused type combos hoping the starters would be them, and saw fire/fairy and latched on instantly.

Grass and water dont have unused pairs. We clearly have grass/flying, and maybe water/psychic...or poison (or ghost?!. )

Or new type in general.

I am glad others have the same thought for this little guy.

A picture of the pokemon Pombon with the words "I commit war crimes" on if

I need this little guy to stay perfect through his whole line.

Also, first Fire/Fairy type please.

I keep having glutton for punishment thoughts in FR/LG starting with "i should starter roulette. First shiny wins"

And "i should do a shiny badge quest"

They are so good, so it is going to hurt more when the final forms are so not.

But I keep my fingers crossed that they might listen to fans for once and keep those quadrapeds quadrapedal.

Just you wait friends. I am going to see a shiny Squirtle and SR it. It will be just long enough the muscle memory takes over fully, but not too long that I do not have a moment to process. I am going to see it and feel my body hit the reset.

Hey slutty shiny hunters, you can hunt your starter 1 handed *wink wink*

Good luck to everyone who has already started their return to Kanto. I am going to wait until my turtle sparkles.

"Why is your Pombom level 100?"

"Because puppy."

Also, did they finally figure out what's in a 3d environment? Because the hats in Gen 9 were atrocious.

I will cry when it stands up and just becomes the next incineroar.

I love all three, but it is going to come down to fire or water.