Dusty Schmidt

The Amelia Earhart files must be REALLY bad!

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment.

Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off.

The 25th is never happening.

I'm not a commodities guy but I don't know how many more events like this the markets will be willing to overlook because Trump occasionally shouts, "nearly done!" at a reporter from his golf cart.

happy birthday "fastest"

Iran has surrendered and we will keep bombing them til they surrender.

No one's ever "secretly" from New York

If you insist

Opus is pretty good at DFS

if you are an animal person and your prospective partner is not, thats a hell of a clash.

Last thing I remember, I was crawling from the ruins.

Every anti-vaxxer I encounter seems to love weird unregulated supplements. They hate Big Pharma but they love Little Pharma, Big Pharma’s younger sibling who grew up without any adult supervision.

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Rashaad Jeanty

One of my favorite "dude bits" is randomly remembering athletes. I see a few people doing it and I always think its a unique insight to that persons fanhood and relationship with sports. Theres a reason those names were remembered.
So I'm gonna start my own but with former obscure Bengals.

"the left is obsessed with this issue"

Tomorrow its razor blades in Halloween candy

Not waiting long after the original for the reboot I see

Great resource here

Broke: hustle culture

Woke: raise crow army while agents write code

Pam Bondi after having shorted the DJI during her testimony:
"THE DOW JONES REFUSES TO GO ABOVE 50K"

i would rather starve than be served mcdonalds at the white house

are you dealing with an insane flood of event invitations on a daily basis or something?

"unverified accusation" would be something like "we cant verify if this accusation was made". sure seems like the correct phrase here would be "allegation", which is more definitionally in line.

NYT working overtime here

FINALLY

I woke up with this question burning into my skull, like there was nothing more urgent I needed theoretical details opined about.

Just when you thought you'd been left in the cold, in swoops NYT for the scoop EVERYONE HAS BEEN ASKING FOR

misdemeanor, but chart crime nonetheless

How many US Citizens do you think ICE has murdered in the past year?

The worst

You said insert

I just need an entire bluesky account of you doing this

What about the America that doesn't know what the fuck a Bill Maher even is