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Phocas coups Maurice➡️➡️➡️A racist game show host conducts major combat operations against the Islamic Republic of Iran

Iran doesn't have a lot of them and does not network or integrate them they have performed pretty well for both sides in Ukraine

PRC and Russia

Cryptos main use case is crime, but you don't actually want your crimebucks to appreciate. Living in a deflationary economy sucks. So this crash is actually good for Bitcoin when you get down to it.

Love a good race science, but these guys were Garlic. I don't think we can hold this against the modern British (it does explain Wales though)

Romans just straight up did not have a racialized understanding of skin color, race was mutable and socioethnic to them!

White people love typing "Get-ADDefaultDomainPasswordPolicy" into the command prompt to gather evidence for a SOX control.

Yeah its an AI upscale of this frame, he's a boomer

Tony Thomas dunking on Pete Hegseth

Imagine you're the dipshit alcoholic Secretary of Defense, and you get dunked on by Four Star General and Commander of SOCOM Tony Thomas

Running won't magically fix all your problems but it will increase how many liters of oxygen per kilogram of body mass per minute your body can utilize.

What Trump really wants is a Rosgvardiya type security service, but that doesn't exist in America so he's trying to have ICE and CPB fill that role and it's just not working.

Running never gets easier you just get faster.

Easy to judge ICE agents, but they have a dangerous job. They're just trying to get home safe to their families and beat the shit out of them.

Democrats have a path to a bare majority in the Senate against an unpopular incumbent President following a midterm where they lost ground against the incumbent party? They're calling it long 2006.

Hypothesis: Majority of identified data security issues in each SharePoint data store are caused by a single sharing link

Experiment: Grab a single sharing link from each sharing store, revoke, and rescan.

Prediction: The majority of data security issues will resolve.

I liked the first season tbh but this season is really stupid

In Landman Billy Bob Thornton gets in a fight with his wife because he had sex with her omelette. These are the Real America problems that coastal elites don't understand.

I don't have a running shoe addiction I'm just practicing Abundance™️

Julius Caesar

Wow your republic is collapsing because your elites became unwilling to compromise after vanquishing your greatest geopolitical foe? The pressure of competition was the only thing holding the system together? That's crazy bro.

race pic

Won my first race! Great way to close out the year

I had a dream that I made a bunch of money trading a Pam Bondi themed cryptocurrency called "Blondi"

Cheez-It Pepperoni Pizza All that and a bag of Cheez-Its

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Jeffries is going to be the least powerful Speaker of the House in US history, it's going to be like an honorary title more than anything.

Guy who is a SWIFT Compliance officer googling "How to submit SWIFT KYC Attestation" twenty minutes before the meeting where we're supposed to submit our SWIFT KYC Attestation

Deep down every millennial believes that alien martial artists could arrive at any moment and the safety of earth will depend on their physical fitness

NIMBYism is a legitimate mainstream political view that almost nobody will defend on the merits. Very weird phenomenon.

Right but "The 4000ish year old Monotheistic Abrahamic traditions that evolved into Judaism" is a lot of words for a silly little point about history

For a religion as old as Judiasim it's kind of crazy how recent Hanukkah is. Like it's a real event that went down in 200BCE. It's almost as close to modern times as it is to the founding of Judaism.

If Mark Kelly becomes president then the Gabby Giffords shooting will go down as the least successful assassination attempt in history