My earrings
Threaded bigger hoop earrings through my smaller hoop earrings to create superhoops
My earrings
Threaded bigger hoop earrings through my smaller hoop earrings to create superhoops
Holy fuck
Me too ๐
I love when you get angry โค๏ธ
It probably just boils down to sexual repression, idk. Americans feel no guilt about being freaks and our conservatives are jacking it to tranny porn anyway
I continue to maintain that american conservatives have no special interest in trans people. It is TRENDY to want to maim and kill us rn, and they love to maim and kill anyone if they can get away with it. The british are INVESTED, our existence fries their brains entirely
British writers specifically are like "what if up was down and down was up? And there was a drink called Fizzywhippet that let you burp backwards". And then they're IMMEDIATELY trying to examine your genitalia to make sure you're doing gender right
Just frankensteined new glasses together from 3 partially-broken pairs
Continually marvelling at how much more effective injectable is on my body vs. pills. Less than a month in and I have cheeks again
Howdy y'all.
We need to barnraise some fucking money. Like. A lot.
One family needs $4200 and another needs $1800 from the same shitty horrible landlord.
They need it ASAP. They're being threatened with eviction and immigration enforcement. There are kids in both homes.
V: reedeliot
Even better
I'm so ready for my cybernetic body. Discard the old flesh to be born again in titanium and silicone
Go clamp 'er
I mean it's good that I don't have strep because historically I get it really bad
But still
I guess the doc was right today that I don't have strep bc the sore throat has evolved into standard nose-runny head cold. Why's my luck gotta be so bad, man
It was originally my stage name, which then slowly became my real name
Kind of a buckshot spray sorta deal
Too cumbersome. I think I need to mod it into a sawed-off
10x scope, silencer, bayonet
My penis just ain't hittin anymore
Dragging her around by the pubes
There is something fundamentally wrong with british people
Converting you into a stew
Move over, Jean Marzollo
Me peep some glasses, 2 vials, a clock
5 little green pills, and a cage for a cock
Me peep, with my little eep.... ๐ต
Creating a knock-off I Spy book called Me Peep
This is like a visual representation of carnival music
Feel like a hot turd but finished my last workout before arm wrestling comp tomorrow. Will I go up a single rung in the bracket??
Ooof ๐