Ross Goober

2 Tesla Cybertrucks destroyed in mysterious fire at Santa Monica parking garage Two Tesla Cybertrucks were destroyed and several other Tesla vehicles were damaged after a fire broke out on the rooftop...

I'm fine, everybody. Thanks for asking. Just waiting for a call back from my Tesla Insurance adjuster...

"2 Tesla Cybertrucks destroyed in mysterious fire at Santa Monica parking garage"

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Wait, no. It's the Saudis. This is going to be fun!

It's Nvidia, I knew it. This is going to be fun....

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Hey, I resemble that remark...

420 Oil Secured!

It's the Venezuelans. I knew it. This is going to be fun.

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I was a little busy with personal "me" stuff today (hair stylist, massage, mani pedi). Did I miss anything important in the markets? I notice Tesla closed down. tia

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The Realization hit me hard....

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Who is this imposter????

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Hi, haven't posted in a while; kinda busy trying to sell my Foundation Series Tesla Cybertruck (PMs are open). Have the Saudis bought Tesla yet? tia

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Elon Musk's $1 trillion pay day gets more ridiculous the more you look into it (upd.) Tesla is engaging in an all-out assault, exploiting employees and attacking shareholders to encourage retaining a bad CEO and giving him $1T.

I imagine you have already read it, but for others, Electrek's Jameson Dow has written an excellent article / breakdown about the Musk / Tesla pay package. Truly a must read. (side note. one of my posts is linked in the piece.)

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h/t @jamesondow.bsky.social

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Hunger in America makes Page One in Knoxville, Tenn, ..

.. Indianapolis, Boston, Milwaukee ..

#SNAP #Shutdown

Really? Who did they extort? This is absurd. It’s a drop in the bucket.

AI investment is the only thing keeping the US out of recession Datacenter infrastructure and model development spending offset high borrowing costs AI spending is keeping the US economy out of recession, with datacenter infrastructure and model development providing the only significant growth amid trade turmoil, tariff shocks, and high borrowing costs.…

AI investment is the only thing keeping the US out of recession

pretty hefty pre market mark ups in the quantum and related power plays - let's see if cash buyers are this eager

Ex-Stellantis CEO Sees Tesla’s Musk Pulling Out of Car Industry Elon Musk erred by devoting too little of his time to Tesla Inc., which is overvalued and being humbled by China’s top electric-car maker, according to Stellantis NV’s outspoken former chief executive...

Ex-@Stellantis CEO Sees $TSLA's @elonmusk Pulling Out of Car Industry news.bloomberglaw.com/internationa... via @Bloomberglaw

“.. It’s also the fastest accumulation of a trillion dollars in debt outside of the COVID-19 pandemic ..”

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Leaked video of ICE training session: youtu.be/Aq2pSEg_r2A?...

In case you think this is a joke

Xiaomi EV becomes latest to offer subsidies to offset impact of China's tax incentive retreat For customers who order any Xiaomi EV model on or before November 30, it will cover the potential loss of tax incentives resulting from delayed deliveries.

Xiaomi EV becomes latest to offer subsidies to offset impact of China's tax incentive retreat

For customers who order any Xiaomi EV model on or before November 30, it will cover the potential loss of tax incentives resulting from delayed deliveries. cnev.co/JC4Ihg5 👇

Tesla's Q3 EPS Misses by 15% and Profitability Struggles The weak improvement in profit margins, despite the surge in revenues, points to potential losses in 2026.

If you can't grow your profits or margins on 11% YoY revenue growth, you're Tesla. And you're screwed from this quarter, without the $7,500 EV subsidies and ZEV credits in the US.

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Elon Musk is overrated.

I agree. Terrible conference call. I'm selling all my Tesla stock in the pre-market to the Saudis.

Tesla Q3 earnings call is starting, and even though I definitely have better things to do from both a professional and mental health perspective I'll be doing a live thread 🧵

It's the Saudis! I knew it! This is going to be fun!

It's the Saudis! I knew it! This is going to be fun!

Who you calling Goober?

Why Do We Assume TrumpTok Will Succeed? Oracle has no history of creating compelling consumer-facing products. Their ability to run the most addictive algorithm in social media is questionable.

Why Do We Assume TrumpTok Will Succeed? - The American Prospect

"A new TikTok, in the possession of a database company run by an octogenarian with no history of creating compelling consumer products, is simply not guaranteed to maintain its success."

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