Jessica

Truly, thank you

Depression! At the Laundromat

Everything's fine

Had an RSD attack but I'm fine now

I’m no expert but I think bombing cities is always wrong because you can’t control who they kill after you drop them and once someone is killed they die forever. Just my 2 cents

“Louis Theroux: Into the Manosphere” is pretty disappointing. I thought he was going to interview Torgo

Wish I had the boundless optimism of FedEx when it tells me that my package which is currently in Long Island, NY will be in Fort Worth by end of day tomorrow

Dustin just sang me the song he sings at work which is "pour me something small and weak/make it a michelob before I start to freak"

Fat woman in glasses and a long sleeved black lace shirt

Lace shirt lace shirt

I bought a going out top so I need to go out

Becoming sincerely upset that this technology isn't available to me. I would be responsible with it

You're supposed to kill baby Hitler or whatever but what if instead I went to see Moby Dick, Rehearsed, or the 1936 Federal Theatre Project Macbeth

If I had a time machine I would keep using it to go back in time and watch Orson Welles' theatre productions until they took it away from me

My grandma definitely watches David Muir and Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage (she has not watched Young Sheldon or Big Bang Theory)

You're so brave

I had to remove my post about this shirt from r/Ween because it was apparently promoting the sale of merchandise which I don't understand at all I just wanted to post my shirt and also include where I bought it because obviously people would want to know

White lady in glasses wearing a white shirt with a picture of Ween on it surrounded by hand-drawn looking flowers and borders

Do you guys like my new shirt (from sandw1tch.bigcartel.com)

I'm obsessed with it

White lady in glasses wearing a white shirt with a picture of Ween on it surrounded by hand-drawn looking flowers and borders

Do you guys like my new shirt (from sandw1tch.bigcartel.com)

Sometimes although mostly online in a discord, at work I don't really have much to talk about with my coworkers or customers. I do miss intellectual stimulation these days

My wife sank to the bottom of the ocean. They said she had a condition which gives the body “0 buoyancy” so once she stepped in, she just rocketed down. I was about to tell her I was ready for kids. And for all this, I get to be the top YouTube comment for the Counting Crows cover of Big Yellow Taxi

I like the ambiance!!!!

It'll be a Wednesday April 8th so understandable if you don't want to go out on a weeknight but also soliciting dinner recs or I'll end up going to Pelons like always

Coming to Austin in April for a tattoo, if anyone wants to meet up for a little drinky or something

He was an artist on the court

I guess there's a band called AJR but anytime I see it my brain thinks "Andrew Jackson Riyadh"

Used to be a guy called Chet Faker, also not a pun but this made me remember Com Truise

I'm on the front lines of this shit, my fridge is full of protein shakes and I've got chia seeds on deck to add to any clear beverage

Seems pretty straightforward, protein was ahead for a while and then people realized that when you're proteinmaxxing you're usually giving yourself constipation and tummy woes, and that's where fiber has swept in

I am much hotter now than I ever was at 18