greg, "The Big Biscuit" (@2x2l)

the devil never tempts me because he doesn't want my soul because he thinks it sucks butt

12.03.2026 02:57 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a baseball player is running to first base during a game while a referee looks on . ALT: a baseball player is running to first base during a game while a referee looks on .

12.03.2026 02:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

everyone should understand the concept of a watch, even when not related to weather. who doesn’t love an old fashioned fire watch??

12.03.2026 02:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I feel like I’ve been seeing the same article everyday for a week confirming that a US missile hit that school as if there was ever any question??

12.03.2026 02:47 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you know what, I agree

12.03.2026 02:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

sorry but if you are older than 10 years old and don't know the difference between a watch and warning then you are dum-dum

12.03.2026 01:28 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

it just keeps happening

12.03.2026 01:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

wha happened

12.03.2026 01:08 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

sorry, $11.3 billion

12.03.2026 00:58 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m gonna make a new microblogging website where any account you don’t like or repost within like 10 times of them being on your timeline gets automatically muted

11.03.2026 23:44 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

we could run this through some filters so it looks real red and validates your ear-related beliefs

11.03.2026 22:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

huge thunderstorm passing near me so I get all the lightning and thunder without the terrifying wind and rain >>>>>

11.03.2026 22:54 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm assuming that's more or less what that Chris Pratt/Rebecca Ferguson movie that bombed was about

11.03.2026 17:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

someone should write a song about how great love is

11.03.2026 17:43 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

out of office message that says "i had a big lunch :("

11.03.2026 17:38 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

do you need any more?

11.03.2026 17:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they've got some hits!

11.03.2026 17:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

11.03.2026 14:21 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

thank you, Naomi

11.03.2026 16:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

so, why do they call you “The Great Castrator”?

11.03.2026 15:49 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it’s okay to use the toilet, even if you’re scared

11.03.2026 15:30 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I liked the hotdog dress but didn’t want to get into a big fight with the Dan flashes people

11.03.2026 15:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

New York Times?

11.03.2026 15:10 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really wish I knew

11.03.2026 14:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Texas GOP Senate runoff

11.03.2026 14:06 👍 63 🔁 12 💬 4 📌 1

that's a good suggestion. I think part of it is just because it's set in a mall

11.03.2026 12:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

we also had a big conversation about why so many younger millennials seem to think that bland New Radicals song is like The Song of the 90s and which songs were a better fit for such a designation

11.03.2026 12:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I didn't remember the song being *that* bad

11.03.2026 12:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was at my friend's house recently and people put on old music videos and one of the things that really struck me was how fucking terrible that "Weapon of Choice" song is (video is still fine, I guess)

11.03.2026 12:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

it's time for the the Strait of Malacca to shine

11.03.2026 11:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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