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David Cross - Literally YouTube video by fohsiao

I’m pretty sure she doesn’t know what “literally” means.

Enjoy this 2:28 of David Cross explaining why…

youtu.be/6ly1UTgiBXM

I just left a comment about bioluminescent fish on the surface in the BVI. As far as the eye could see. Had to be a billion of them.

I would travel to NZ to sing BR with a crowd in a cave.
Absolutely.

I don’t know / one night on the dock at the Bitter End Yacht Club - we witnessed about a billion little bioluminescent fish all lit up swimming at the surface for as far as the eye could see. And yes - we had been cocktailing but still - it happened.

Definitely “Amateur Weekend.”

Or perhaps -

Bear with me…

Or perhaps maybe they didn’t commit a crime?

Maybe you’re just horrible at your job, lady?

We have enough to hold a pretty good trial already.
We can’t find 7 republicans who have the balls to tell Trump that their shoes don’t fit - much less hold him accountable for crimes against children.

Here’s an idea:

Midterms.

Midterms.

Midterms.

Then let’s talk ‘28 after that.

The painting.

The painting.

She gives him the painting.

Kills me no matter how many times I see it.

(See also: The Pollack in the movie “The Accountant.”)

Putin has just as much influence on republicans in congress as he does on Trump.

Remember the Republican senators called to spend July 4 2017 in Moscow?

We know that Putin owns our Republican politicians because trump calls it a hoax.

So in your mind. Jamie Raskin = Markwaynemullin?

It’s not “Congress” you have a problem with. It’s REPUBLICANS who are effing this country sideways right now and for the last 4 decades.

You misspelled “Hey republicans in Congress.”

He’s describing the way to create more consumers.

If all the money in the world goes to 500 people - who are they going to sell stuff to?

I think consumer behavior will take care of this issue.

Spoiler: everything he says is a lie.

Well yes - except we the people show identification when we register to vote.
And in 30+ years of elections and 2 billion votes cast - only 20 non citizens have ever cast a ballot. And only a tiny number of people have committed voter fraud.

So we don’t need ID to vote. We just need to vote.

Michigan has some great candidates!

best public servants - not just the best fundraisers.

Get ALL money out of politics.
Publicly fund our elections. Award “media currency” based on grass roots donations.
Ad agencies can tell a client exactly how much value they receive for their ad budgets - so let’s apply the same calculations to awarding media currency to candidates.
Let’s elect the

Democrats - this is how you do it.

Ya know how ya know he’s full of it?
Because the gas in the tank at your local station went up 50 cents a gallon the day we bombed Iran.
They raise prices immediately then lower them never.

But the people? Did they really change? Or just fall to the (extremely effective) disinformation campaign from the right for all these years?

And the worst part is that it won’t bother him one iota.

Americans are dying so that Kushner can make money

I’m still asking why the line in the interview about the brief sent to influencers specifically said not to endorse any candidate was the *first* thing mentioned on tv - yet it doesn’t exist at all in your article?
It’s almost as if that was dictated by msnow legal?
Screen grab for refresher:

If the “dark money” secret influencer plan only mentions one candidate out of 16. And that one candidate gets to go on tv (NATIONAL tv) to play the victim.

I don’t *know* for sure / but it seems pretty obvious who was the intended beneficiary for this story.

A scheme an influencer would dream up.

and they both said it right off the top in the interview.

I go to read the article - and there isn’t a word about the campaign finance laws.

It was the *first* thing mentioned in the interview.

It wasn’t even mentioned in the article.

That’s what made me think about this whole story.

Waitwaitwait:
Ok - this is long but pertinent.
Chris & Brandy started talking about “the brief” that was sent around to influencers.
The first sentence brandy said about the brief was that it said not to endorse any candidate - because that would violate campaign finance laws.
Very important line

Isn’t it fun to remember that we never heard of “fake news” until the most lying corrupt weak insecure phony pedophile on earth ran for office as a republican?