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Sebastian Deken

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I owe you one, so I'm gonna jam up your opera! Author of FINAL FANTASY VI for @bossfightbooks.com: bit.ly/final-fantasy-vi Contributor and executive officer @popheist.com he/him/homo

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NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 👍 12612 🔁 7643 💬 13 📌 3
08.03.2026 21:16 👍 6752 🔁 2514 💬 16 📌 5

if there’s one unexpected thing about The Way Things Are Right Now it’s how much i find myself agreeing with the catholic church

08.03.2026 04:25 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

w e r k !

06.03.2026 02:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
An excellent Ditto

An excellent Ditto

Now that it's out, I can finally share that I had the pleasure of working on the English localization of the wonderful Pokémon Pokopia alongside a fantastic team!

I've been waiting a looong time to see what people think of this one, and we are unbelievably proud of how it turned out!! HAVE FUN!

05.03.2026 05:12 👍 605 🔁 110 💬 41 📌 3

(this is the only commentary i am qualified to give on current events other than that everything is bad and i hate it)

04.03.2026 20:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

at this rate, the LA 2028 olympics will just be a clown on a unicycle juggling three medals

04.03.2026 20:26 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the logic is flawless, 10/10

01.03.2026 22:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

man, chaos emerald is so good

28.02.2026 02:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Pokémon Flavortown & Pokémon Margaritaville

27.02.2026 16:23 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
art from pokemon winds and pokemon waves: a male pikachu wearing a white wide-brimmed hat, sunglasses, and a white hawaiian shirt with light blue and purple flowers; a female pikachu wearing a light blue white-brimmed ball cap with a yellow logo and a pink flower pinned on, a pink/periwinkle/yellow floral crop top and flowy skirt, and a little blue bow on her tail

art from pokemon winds and pokemon waves: a male pikachu wearing a white wide-brimmed hat, sunglasses, and a white hawaiian shirt with light blue and purple flowers; a female pikachu wearing a light blue white-brimmed ball cap with a yellow logo and a pink flower pinned on, a pink/periwinkle/yellow floral crop top and flowy skirt, and a little blue bow on her tail

they will load up the subaru and take you on the road trip of a lifetime

27.02.2026 16:12 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

this is the ideal make blrdie. you may not like it, but this is what beak performance looks like.

27.02.2026 15:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

haven’t seen it yet! i have access to a french itunes account, so i could give it a shot, but i don’t want to watch it without english subs or my husband won’t be able to understand (and a small chunk of it will go over my head too)

25.02.2026 07:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

sorry to hear this, man. sending love your way.

25.02.2026 00:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hell yes merci!

25.02.2026 00:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(i don't know if any francophones even follow me but coucou ça va if you do)

24.02.2026 20:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(brocéliande made me so mad. like listen a good chunk of my undergrad was on medieval french lit, so i'm up to speed with that place. if you're going to give me brocéliande, give me brocéliande!!!!!!!!!!! the last two episodes of this show were just various characters being arrested in slow motion!)

24.02.2026 20:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

french(-language) television i have watched all or most of over the past month:
- HPI
- capitaine marleau
- astrid et raphaëlle
- brocéliande
- des gens bien

i have started le bureau des légendes, gave candice renoir a shot, and have lupin on my list. i am taking recommendations

24.02.2026 20:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

one time i had a pear so good it made me cry. (bought it from a fruit vendor outside the woodhaven blvd. station in queens)

23.02.2026 06:37 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i am not surprised, tbh! i feel like this is part of the bible previous popes would ignore or slither around with some slick interpretation of catechism BS. (i am familiar w this tactic as my father often used it as justification for being a dick)

22.02.2026 17:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

absolutely living for His Cuntiness Pope Leo

22.02.2026 05:39 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this is why hominids invented thought

17.02.2026 17:33 👍 184 🔁 41 💬 1 📌 0
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Brutalist KFC in Mombasa r/brutalism

17.02.2026 18:28 👍 240 🔁 40 💬 4 📌 9

if i had known this were the case, my book would have been much darker in tone

16.02.2026 04:02 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
@kkdwwwwww "the man who composed the greatest OSTs in history is putting american cheese on 'tacos'".

Quoting Nobuo Uematsu: "バレンタインだからって戸塚さんがタコス作ってくれた-!ビールが進むわ- 皆さんもHappy Valentine's Day!"
(Because of Valentine's, Tozuka-san made tacos! It goes with beer! Happy Valentine's Day to everyone, too!)

@kkdwwwwww "the man who composed the greatest OSTs in history is putting american cheese on 'tacos'". Quoting Nobuo Uematsu: "バレンタインだからって戸塚さんがタコス作ってくれた-!ビールが進むわ- 皆さんもHappy Valentine's Day!" (Because of Valentine's, Tozuka-san made tacos! It goes with beer! Happy Valentine's Day to everyone, too!)

Crushing: One of the most legendary musicians of your lifetime puts Kraft Singles on tacos.

15.02.2026 19:54 👍 1729 🔁 556 💬 81 📌 86

why isn’t every gay on this Site laughing at this joke

14.02.2026 05:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*michelle visage voice* stop relying on that quaddie

13.02.2026 23:19 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

eurovision became my entire personality over the last year and it’s pretty weird to think i might not even watch it this year!

12.02.2026 19:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

pop heist’s buddies over at @eurovangelists.com know more than anyone about the context for, controversy around, and deeply troubling issue of Israel’s participation in the upcoming #Eurovision 2026, and i’m SUPER grateful Dimitry laid it all out for us. absolutely wild stuff.

12.02.2026 19:42 👍 21 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0
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Send Jason Mantzoukas to the Olympics, You Cowards! - Pop Heist Jason Mantzoukas would add an element of daring fun to the Games, creating a sense of unbridled joy for athletes and audiences.

New from me at @popheist.com: A Proposal

popheist.com/send-jason-m...

11.02.2026 20:13 👍 52 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 4