Very fartsy, I love it. Sitting a child on the bear for a memorable photo could land anyone jail time 😂 I have the impression kids would be safer with Freddy Fazbear.
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Very fartsy, I love it. Sitting a child on the bear for a memorable photo could land anyone jail time 😂 I have the impression kids would be safer with Freddy Fazbear.
I was a very sneaky teen lmao 😒
Nintendo Switch parental controls sucks, I hate that you can't block stuff! And I hate that you can't set a time restriction to 0. I have to do all kind of gymnastics to get YouTube to stop being downloaded. And idc what anyone says about "talk to your kids", have you ever been a teenager!?.
Yeah, best not to try to read two at the same time 😂 I'm reading "the outsider" by Stephen King, first time ever I read a book by him. Watched a fair amount of the movies based on his books.
In less than a month!. Do you celebrate birthdays? I don't. Might explain why I'm perpetually 12 😆
U-welcome 😄 there was a point in my life when I thought all I did was collect books bc they remained unread for so long haha.
Which one are you trying to read?
I need to announce that I did an amazing workout and feel extraordinarily good about life once again. But maybe eating those strawberries helped too. Oh, oh, and I had a great dream last night! In the dream I was gifted pears by a loved one. How cute is that.
I got a kilogram of strawberries.
This is how I felt after eating more than half the bunch 🥰
This is also a reason many women pick activities that are repetitive and don't have to actively think or truly focus, like knitting, which can be relaxing and therapeutic (as the thoughts "melt")
You will get the focus and energy back, don't worry. 😄
You have small kids, it's very common for "mommy brain" to save energy for the kids, the brain feels tired and scattered for other activities that aren't occupied on the children. Often heavier during their infancy, it can last years!.
Absolutely. It's my portable screaming void. 🕳🗯
None of this is cheap but sure is cheaper than a salon. At the same time, I'll start doing these whack things on press-on nails bc no way Thankfully I only did one nail!. I've been taking biotin to make my nails hard and grow long and they are looking healthy. I refuse to destroy them.
I bought gel nail polish with cat eye effect, and was excited to use my new "macaron" uv-light kit. I'm a person who doesn't usually look at instructions and dive in to experiment. Welp, little did I know the horrid process of removing this thing. Requires 100% acetone. 😵
Wishing for the sunshine to do a little bit of magic on you.
Man balls kinder version 😭😂 as soon as I saw this, I thought of this recipe that popped on my feed the other day "testicles, fried and grilled" ... they looked like croquettes. Sorry, my brain puts weird things together all the time.
#MusicChallenge
#IsmuasMonthOfMusic
Day 11 ▶️ "A Song With A Subtle Meaning"
youtu.be/lbNrE62fnFo?...
A journey to confront the shadow-self.
Short lyrics but I'd argue the music speaks for itself. Intense!
I like live versions and this is one of my favs. Amazing musicians. <3 Jeff Martin
Saw this little fellow early during my walk, stared at me like begging to be noticed. Ancient Egyptians believed that seeing a black cat meant you were being protected. Because the cat represented the goddess Bastet, you were considered blessed with fertility (good health), and a safe home. 😌
Not a lot. But mmmh... gonna have to swap for light cream cheese. Sacrilegious *aggressive sigh*
In other not so relevant news, I gained weight. 🥲
Because it's not enough with everything that's going on in the world rn... we needed more. Much more.
#MusicChallenge
#IsmuasMonthOfMusic
Day 10 ▶️ "A Song That Feels Like A Memory Replaying"
youtu.be/UNoouLa7uxA?...
"You stood in my doorway, with nothing to say, besides some comment on the weather..."
Trust is earned with many actions and lost with just one.
Just a thought haha
Incremental improvements add up. We must remember that anything worth the effort rarely happens overnight.
Wrong app lol
Perseverance and persistence will get me through anything. ✨️
Gn zzz
be bad at your new hobby who cares
Trying to sip a milkshake with a paper straw 💀
Anyone mixed race will understand this one. This song is very special to me. 🥲
