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26.02.2025 17:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The Washington Post
Democracy Dies in Darkness 
masthead on their website

The Washington Post Democracy Dies in Darkness masthead on their website

Still using that tagline, 2-26-25

R.I.P., Washington Post. You had a good run.

26.02.2025 16:16 👍 40 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

Am tempted by one too.

26.02.2025 17:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I already said hello 🙋‍♂️

26.02.2025 17:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Evangelicals' spiritual gymnastics:

26.02.2025 02:42 👍 401 🔁 63 💬 5 📌 3

Ooh, you’ll have to tell on yourself then, cos I just said Lemony Snell (rhyming slang for Mel). It was you who’s saying she smells 😦

26.02.2025 17:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I hope you’re looking after those chipmunks 🧐 They get very thirsty on that windy island of yours 🐿️💨

26.02.2025 17:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lemony Snell?

26.02.2025 17:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Are you suggesting I can’t spell my own name 🧐

26.02.2025 16:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m not so bad ta ☺️ practically nocturnal nowadays tho. How’s you?

26.02.2025 16:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Free speech is difficult with an orange cock in their mooths 👀
Also, hello 😁

26.02.2025 16:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I thought I’d try logging out & back in to see if the problem was on my side… it now doesn’t recognise my username when I try to log in again 🙄

26.02.2025 16:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well I’m locked out of my Twitter account now 🤦‍♂️😂

26.02.2025 16:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I was going anyways. Also, you have visitors, I’ll leave the door on the latch for them.

12.10.2023 15:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A finger in the belly is an old navel tradition.

12.10.2023 15:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Take your finger out of your kishkis, it’s unhygienic.

12.10.2023 15:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I thought i looked good ☹️😂

11.10.2023 19:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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@abitsquirrely.bsky.social 😂❤️🥳🥳🥳

11.10.2023 19:29 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1
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Ello Zara 😂😘

11.10.2023 19:31 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

😲😲😲

11.10.2023 19:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I got a new doo for introducing myself here 🤨

11.10.2023 18:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ello 🧐

11.10.2023 18:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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11.10.2023 18:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1