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Allie Morgan

@grumpwitch

Writer, designer, engineer and whatnot. Neurodivergence, brain injury, metal, keebs, cats, design. All opinions my own, even those that aren't. (she/her)

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Uninstall Grammarly.

10.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You probably think I'm exaggerating but I'm not. It's bad. bsky.app/profile/wege...

10.03.2026 10:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's that horrible, flat, no shadows, Wicked-esque CGI-fest that children's films apparently need to be nowadays to look good on a tablet or whatever.

10.03.2026 10:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to think the "films are framed for mobile ads with everything in the centre" thing was a conspiracy but have you seen the trailer for The Magic Faraway Tree? You could crop it square and lose nothing, which saddens me because it was my favourite book as a child.

10.03.2026 10:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

More importantly you need a hi vis bikini top for your tool rack.

10.03.2026 09:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the core autistic experience for me. I either go feral or crash out and sleep and sleep.

10.03.2026 09:55 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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BUILDNGS/GALSCM01.GIF

09.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
09.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I bought AA batteries one time from Amazon to go with a Christmas gift and now every time I open the app it's like "HEY BATTERY GIRL. YOU FORGOT YOUR BATTERIES. CHECK OUT THESE GREAT DEALS ON BATTERIES. SUBSCRIBE AND SAVE SINCE YOU LOVE BATTERIES SO MUCH."

09.03.2026 10:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why don't we simply build an enormous tether...

(/s please don't get mad)

09.03.2026 10:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The view down Renfield Street to Union Street in Glasgow this morning.

Cont./

#glasgow #glasgowtoday #fire #unionstreet #glasgowcentral

09.03.2026 09:55 πŸ‘ 126 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4

Fuuuuuck

08.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh fuck. Central Station. THE CATTY.

08.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Butch fem lesbian dom thats also an F1 driver named Max Verstrapon

Butch fem lesbian dom thats also an F1 driver named Max Verstrapon

Once again r/Northernlion is doing incredible things.

08.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They don't tell you how fucking exhausting grief is.

I seem to be bouncing around the anger stage. My gums are bleeding from all the tooth-grinding.

Little red crescents in my palms all day.

What do animals do when they feel like this? Chew their paws? Run?

08.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

QTP with women ❀️‍πŸ”₯
Happy Women's Day!! βš”οΈπŸ’«

08.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4

Wooooow

08.03.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rusty! I adore these. ❀️

08.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

okay then sell your golf course idiot

07.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank you kind stranger.

07.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
your ai slop bores me Be an AI, answer prompts, trigger a RAM crisis

If you ever feel like LARPing as AI www.youraislopbores.me

07.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you’re in London there’s a great show on of Becher’s typologies. Gas tanks, water towers, winding towers, framework houses and preparation plants.

spruethmagers.com/exhibitions/...

Ends March 28

06.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3
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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while talking to a woman Alt: Ross Gellar from friends nodding awkwardly

Mum: "Can't we put something more healthy than sweets in the piΓ±ata for your dad's birthday?"
Me, internally: (don't say bees don't say bees don't say bees)
My brother: "Like a wasps' nest?
Mum: "What is WRONG with you?"
Me:

06.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope that they implement this in Scotland. This would save a lot of women's lives because let's be real, it's women who are routinely ignored and denied treatment.

06.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They carried him out on the throne.

05.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The guitarist sits on a throne in the middle of the stage wearing a crown. Huge banners with his face on them adorn both sides of the stage.

The guitarist sits on a throne in the middle of the stage wearing a crown. Huge banners with his face on them adorn both sides of the stage.

Other bands: Let their guitarist do a solo, maybe put a spotlight on him.

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05.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It means shite. I'm saving you a Google.

05.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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You could be tolyamorous without realising it It's more common than you might think.

Once again I am begging English editors to run their articles past one (1) Scot. metro.co.uk/2026/03/04/t...

05.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

These are the kinds of dudes who want to regulate women's bodies.

05.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do any #photography people here use a walking stick/monopod type thing?

It would solve my problem of needing a walking stick/something to balance with on wobbly days but I don't know how good the combination devices actually are or if they're just a bit rubbish at both things.

05.03.2026 11:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0