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dumb african wild dog | πŸ³β€πŸŒˆ | 26 | 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 | He/Him | Paramedic πŸš‘

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🐢🚫

10.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 11188 πŸ” 2159 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 8

what if it was all wet

10.03.2026 07:34 πŸ‘ 495 πŸ” 184 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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:)

09.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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More Casino Royale :) This one is from 2024, for Tazz, thank you for checking it out ^^

09.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 179 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Fb marketplace 
A stretch 1996 bronco, a huge whisk, a shaving kit that says GAY BLADE, and a state inspection machine

Fb marketplace A stretch 1996 bronco, a huge whisk, a shaving kit that says GAY BLADE, and a state inspection machine

09.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 8061 πŸ” 3230 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 21
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is hanging up laundry, while singing Cherubino's aria from the opera The Wedding of Figaro.

 Blue peeks from behind a bedsheet, startling Green badly enough to prompt Green to shoot straight up through the ceiling.
Blue: You sing when you do laundry by yourself?
Green: Iaaah!

Taken aback, Blue looks apologetically up to the ceiling.
Blue: I didn't mean to startle you.
Green: It's okay.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is hanging up laundry, while singing Cherubino's aria from the opera The Wedding of Figaro. Blue peeks from behind a bedsheet, startling Green badly enough to prompt Green to shoot straight up through the ceiling. Blue: You sing when you do laundry by yourself? Green: Iaaah! Taken aback, Blue looks apologetically up to the ceiling. Blue: I didn't mean to startle you. Green: It's okay.

06.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 3067 πŸ” 529 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 7
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Casinotter Royale

05.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 217 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
24.02.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 2776 πŸ” 1065 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 8
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I saw a video of a horse wiggling its nose the other day and i havent been able to stop thinking abt it so i did this

26.02.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
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Average mother and son conversation. #deadlock #rem #haze

28.02.2026 09:39 πŸ‘ 881 πŸ” 290 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 2
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I love rem deadlock....

19.02.2026 12:11 πŸ‘ 309 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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He can’t hear you now. We had to pack his ears with gauze.

31.05.2025 21:48 πŸ‘ 3593 πŸ” 1060 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3
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After a lot of effort, I'm happy to announce a new #vrchat prefab I've been working on!

The VRC PPK!

Based on the one from #Goldeneye, it features a screen accurate PPK, all the classic sound effects, an aiming reticle, alternate ammo types and more!

Gumroad link in reply:

28.02.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed. Sleepy-eyed Blue peers out from under the blanket at Green, who is wide awake and frowning.
Blue: You're spinning again.
Green: This bed is too hard.

Blue wakes up properly to look at Green, who looks back to him.
Blue: Really? I'd say it's too soft actually.
Green: I wonder what would happen if we got two mattresses, for our own sides of the bed?
Blue: ...increased risk of Goldilocks breaking in?

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed. Sleepy-eyed Blue peers out from under the blanket at Green, who is wide awake and frowning. Blue: You're spinning again. Green: This bed is too hard. Blue wakes up properly to look at Green, who looks back to him. Blue: Really? I'd say it's too soft actually. Green: I wonder what would happen if we got two mattresses, for our own sides of the bed? Blue: ...increased risk of Goldilocks breaking in?

27.02.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 2918 πŸ” 437 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 9
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text me when you get home

27.02.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 9256 πŸ” 1722 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 5
Hieroglyphics showing crows playing golf I think

Hieroglyphics showing crows playing golf I think

It's all crows playing golf

26.02.2026 09:49 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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My one braincell

Art by @hatchthepigeon.bsky.social

26.02.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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yummy grass

20.02.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 149 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Like mama

27.02.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 529 πŸ” 194 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
A wolf wearing a shirt that says "The Window Installers" fitting a window into a frame. He is saying "ha ha ha... ...Yes!"

A wolf wearing a shirt that says "The Window Installers" fitting a window into a frame. He is saying "ha ha ha... ...Yes!"

27.02.2026 05:21 πŸ‘ 7242 πŸ” 1951 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 12
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Not that you give a fuck but here He Is

27.02.2026 06:14 πŸ‘ 9349 πŸ” 2730 πŸ’¬ 192 πŸ“Œ 125
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LOGGING ON

26.02.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 4741 πŸ” 1399 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 28
25.02.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 4675 πŸ” 1753 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4
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Doom

25.02.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 3598 πŸ” 718 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 7
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are rushing towards each other, with a narrative text above each, with an arrow pointing at each fox respectively.
Narration above Green: Heat-seeking behaviour
Narration above Blue: Attention-guided missile

The foxes reach each other, swirling together like liquid or koi fish.
Narration: Impact!

Curling up together, coiled around each other in a tight cuddle, the foxes rest, calm and content.
Narration: Equilibrium

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are rushing towards each other, with a narrative text above each, with an arrow pointing at each fox respectively. Narration above Green: Heat-seeking behaviour Narration above Blue: Attention-guided missile The foxes reach each other, swirling together like liquid or koi fish. Narration: Impact! Curling up together, coiled around each other in a tight cuddle, the foxes rest, calm and content. Narration: Equilibrium

25.02.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 6678 πŸ” 1317 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 19
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Hey why did the costco ceo actually reply to my email

24.02.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 7046 πŸ” 927 πŸ’¬ 153 πŸ“Œ 138
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24.02.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 684 πŸ” 160 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 1
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue comes home carrying a massive box on top of his head.
Blue: Check out this board game I got for us!
Green: It's huge!

Once the box is opened, Blue reads the rule book that was inside. Inspecting the game pieces, Green is halfway in the box himself.
Blue: The rules are vast, but at least they're clearly written.

Several hours later, the foxes sit next to the box, with a partially set tabletop game in front of them. Both of them look visibly exhausted. Blue is reading out loud from the rule book, while Green is laying on his back on the floor.
Blue: ...And in the 28th step of the reconstruction phase, you recalculate the storage capacity...

Blue looks up from the book, and Green tilts his head slightly to look at him.
Blue: I think I need an eight hour nap.
Green: It's 9 pm.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue comes home carrying a massive box on top of his head. Blue: Check out this board game I got for us! Green: It's huge! Once the box is opened, Blue reads the rule book that was inside. Inspecting the game pieces, Green is halfway in the box himself. Blue: The rules are vast, but at least they're clearly written. Several hours later, the foxes sit next to the box, with a partially set tabletop game in front of them. Both of them look visibly exhausted. Blue is reading out loud from the rule book, while Green is laying on his back on the floor. Blue: ...And in the 28th step of the reconstruction phase, you recalculate the storage capacity... Blue looks up from the book, and Green tilts his head slightly to look at him. Blue: I think I need an eight hour nap. Green: It's 9 pm.

23.02.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 3002 πŸ” 504 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 35
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