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Inquiring mind. Longtime law. Mid-career nom de plume novelist. Racing car stuff. Beer, coffee and gastronomy. All πŸ“· are mine.

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He’s in Beavis and Butthead country. Can’t decide which one he is though.

12.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Without comment.

12.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why can’t he just take looksmaxxing advice from Clavicular?

Not to mention wait until he sees what the media start doing with frame grabs from videos. πŸ˜‚

12.03.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fox is described as a former investment banker. Seeing some of this deposition, I wonder how he navigated that role even.

12.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’d ask how they got hired but it’s painfully obvious.

12.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is wearing a turban and waving while driving a car . Alt: a character in Team America World Police is wearing a turban disguise and waving his arms frantically while riding in the back of a jeep .

Being incompetent is one thing but waving your arms about advertising it is quite the choice.

12.03.2026 08:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white drawing of a sad cartoon character sitting down with his arms crossed . ALT: a black and white drawing of a sad cartoon character sitting down with his arms crossed .
12.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He couldn’t make the crayon work I guess.

12.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I get my cleanse by watching the arrests of sov cits on YouTube.

12.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He meant to say he taught him how to take a punch.

12.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That 25th hour snuck up from out of nowhere.

12.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 300 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Making it sound like a tech company capital raise.

12.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mind you, β€œcould well reduce overall numbers” is a bit like saying if you stop eating, your grocery costs will go down.

11.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

1,526 and 130 are such quaint numbers.

11.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A guarachero Chelsea boot by Comme de GarΓ§ons showing the classic extended and curled up tie.

A guarachero Chelsea boot by Comme de GarΓ§ons showing the classic extended and curled up tie.

Guarachero aspirant.

11.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You probably don’t really want to. Burned retinas and all that stuff.

11.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Big shoes; big delusions.

11.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

CBS News did you say?

So multiply it by 20 then.

11.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Army brat mode engaged.

11.03.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

National security advisor who would literally fail a citizenship test.
Cannot make this stuff up.

11.03.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a little girl is making a funny face in a black and white photo with the words lol girl you 're crazy . ALT: a little girl is making a funny face in a black and white photo with the words lol girl you 're crazy .
11.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Freud would have a thing or 2 to say.
Me, I just call it disgusting misogyny.

11.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

20% of the world’s oil is shipped through it.

11.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course no plan. They only just found out it exists.

11.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 1886 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 3

Top of the heap. Quelle surprise.

11.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He also forgot to ask his AI β€˜tool’ how to lie convincingly

11.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a kitten 's face with the word zoom in the background ALT: a close up of a kitten 's face with the word zoom in the background
11.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜Grown up’ is doing some heavy lifting there.

11.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s clearly genetic.

10.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is what really happens when people can’t tell the difference between cosplay and reality. And by β€œcan’t”, I mean don’t want to because that lets them ignore the human on the equation.

10.03.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0