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they're billing it as "the biggest Wired columnist self-suck event ever assembled outside Washington state"

when I was a kid I thought executives at these big companies didn't seem smart then I got to college and saw the challenges of coordinating technical teams I thought maybe I'd underestimated them then worked at EA off and on a few years met some executives and quit because I was right the first time

this is unironically funnier than anything 99% of the US federal government could come up with

This is in fact a great bit of reporting, but it's important to note that this was obvious when each of these events were occurring, because the masterminds involved are just breathtakingly stupid. Miller babbled out "plenary authority" on national TV and then froze like a deer in headlights

people get really mad that they can't do anything about the people with all the money because they have all the money but have you considered: take away their money

odds Onosato pulls out before tomorrow's match: extremely high

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That was the sickest thing I've seen from Kotozakura in quite a while, way to hang on brother, goddamn

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Since the only thing the people who run this site care about is the content you feed into their platform, it's important to use your allotted speech to let them know that they're pieces of shit who are responsible for the future sucking, even if they only ever see it on the summary end of an LLM

For my money it's probably the whole attempting to monopolize the attention analytics market by creating a syndicate of unregulated social data brokerages with her close partners as hidden administrators of a for-profit identity resolution service while sucking in users with rainbow capitalism thing

it should be noted that interim CEO Toni Schneider, of WordPress parent company Automattic fame, is a hypermonetization VC cyborg whose involvement fully proves right everything atproto detractors have been saying all along.

This shit will implode spectacularly so figure out your exit strategy now

Oh, so she's just becoming the "chief innovation officer" which is a totally real and valuable role for a company that has like 8 people and only survives by suckling the teat of venture capital so they can build openly hostile tech that nobody wants to use. Clown car company full of degenerates

you can tell a lot about the early history of this site by asking any trans woman who's been around long enough their opinion of current CTO Paul Frazee

Say what you will about Graber's tenure, it is undeniably taxing when you're constantly odds with the userbase about which ones of them are people

Here's hoping Jay is the first of many and they all walk turgidly into the Black Rock Desert with ne'er an entheogen on hand nor neon fabula marqued for consumption

Hey @jay.bsky.team, sorry to hear you're stepping down.

Heh, no, actually I think you created an awful product for data vampires because you exist in an ecosystem that rewards intellectual dishonesty in endless pursuit of mollification for the capitalistic necessity of race-to-the-bottom ethics

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Bahhh! Look at all this moral panic the corporate media is trying to feed us! I'm so angry! I'm going to share it with 1,000 people so they know about it!

can't drive to DC to stage a protest without gas. checkmate liberals

jesus fuck

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Why would there be news coverage of this? They have no throughline to anti-Muslim sentiment, which is the only thing you're permitted to think about

perfect

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It should be pretty clear to everyone at this point that Bluesky the company is pro-Israel and supports war crimes. They support it for same reason American capital interest can't fail to accomplish it: Israel represents the West's largest investment in a fully financialized, crypto-backed hegemony

y'know I think I'd approach fermented mullet with fully open interest

firmly a Hosh win and not an Atamic loss

he's at his best when he thinks he's behind and he's been in his own head since he got the rope. I truly don't know what to expect out of him this tournament

Holy shit that was a close one! Hoss eventually beats an impressive Atamifuji, but only after switching up tactics several times. Even though this was a loss for Atamifuji, he looked great, I’m looking forward to watching him this basho.

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HARD WON by Hoshoryu. Heck of a match. Good show from both wrestlers. Atami definitely looking much more comfortable knowing how his body matches up with his sanyaku opponents. Struggled with timing and just barely overcommitted.

This is the best grand sumo in years folks

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Atamifuji looking determined. He took a kinboshi off Hosh last tourney on Day 9, if he does it again I will go nuts

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Oh boy. Day 1 kinboshi for WTK against Sato. We know he's still injured. This certainly changes the calculus

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