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Just a dude looking for a good time. Board games, video games, baking, MtG, and other general nerdy stuff. πŸ’–πŸ’œπŸ’™ Home base: Seattle

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10.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 12786 πŸ” 3793 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 6
The rear camera of a Nissan, with the guidelines clearly wibbly and uneven

The rear camera of a Nissan, with the guidelines clearly wibbly and uneven

A closeup of the lines, it’s much worse

A closeup of the lines, it’s much worse

I’m in a rental car (a Nissan Versa, supposedly a real car) and I absolutely cannot get over the CLEARLY FREEHAND-DRAWN lines on the backup camera??!?

I stress to you, reader, these are the lines that appear on the car’s display. They are not the kind that β€œbends” it’s just an MSPaint PNG.

10.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 362 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 3
09.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 6996 πŸ” 2216 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 5
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I dont feel very smart today

09.03.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 1929 πŸ” 462 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

Former Pixar employee u/PixelatedRonin fires back at chief creative officer Pete Docter on Reddit over claims on LGBT storyline cut from 'Elio' (2025):

08.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 2548 πŸ” 1128 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 45
08.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 6728 πŸ” 2503 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 5
Re9 comic
Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate
Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine
Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right?
Grace: umm... no...
Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah?
Grace: what?! no!!!
Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway"
Grace looks very sad and pathetic

Re9 comic Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right? Grace: umm... no... Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah? Grace: what?! no!!! Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway" Grace looks very sad and pathetic

smh what are they teaching kids these days? πŸ˜• #re9

07.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 12137 πŸ” 2909 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 37
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I should call her... #slaythespire2

07.03.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 168 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
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@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 12588 πŸ” 4625 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 26
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[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

06.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 5858 πŸ” 1653 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 13

I thought latte implied coffee haha, mb.

06.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just buy another coffee and use this one as a creamer for the other coffee. This may be bad advice, I don’t drink coffee.

06.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Only the real 90s kids remember connecting their consoles with the piss, blood, and cum connectors

08.01.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 179 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1

GOOD NEWS! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a UNIVERSAL vaccine known as GLA-3M-052-LS+OVA, that protects against a wide range of respiratory viruses, bacteria AND even allergens. The vaccine is delivered intranasally AND provides broad protection in the lungs for several MONTHS.

06.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 3112 πŸ” 978 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 89

My brain just GETS The Silent. Sprinted through the beginner run on the class and excited to try out one of the new classes. I’m enjoying uncovering the timeline too.

What do you mean it’s 1:30am?

06.03.2026 09:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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TURN YOUR UNUSED STICKERS INTO MAGNETS 🫡🏻πŸ’₯

06.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3
A comic drawn digitally with two panels. First panel has one black cat on the left asking a white cat on the right "so what do you do for a living?"

Second panel the white cat answered with a silly face "My best?"

A comic drawn digitally with two panels. First panel has one black cat on the left asking a white cat on the right "so what do you do for a living?" Second panel the white cat answered with a silly face "My best?"

don't we all

#art #cuteart #comic #cat

05.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 6197 πŸ” 2381 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 34
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a little girl is laying on an office chair ALT: a little girl is laying on an office chair

Me stuck in office without proper internet on a big video game launch day.

05.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.

05.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 6410 πŸ” 2436 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 20

Yes you do, don’t lie to me. You hope I get shot and murdered by your kill bots daily. I know what you are.

05.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Marathon Day!

Happy Pokopia Day!

Happy Slay the Spire 2 day!

(Help)

05.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a collage of these three tweets
https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24
https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n
https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

05.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 7816 πŸ” 2314 πŸ’¬ 178 πŸ“Œ 412
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"Do not forget it, i can remove you from this transaction" goes so hard

02.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 4160 πŸ” 1513 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 19
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Magic just sent Olympic gold medalist Amber Glenn a super-rare box of cards worth over $300 And one box alone is worth over $300

Hell yah

www.polygon.com/mtg-amber-gl...

03.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 264 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4
Bernie Sander’s 2028 litmus test would strangle America’s golden goose

Bernie Sander’s 2028 litmus test would strangle America’s golden goose

Surprise! The Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post is against my 5% billionaire wealth tax. I wonder why?

If enacted, Bezos would owe $12 billion in taxes, and an average family of 4 would receive a $12,000 direct payment.

Poor Jeff would be left with just $224 billion to survive.

03.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 6934 πŸ” 2019 πŸ’¬ 194 πŸ“Œ 113
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Welp, Rook babygirl protocol incoming ✍️

with Misraaks & Ultron as examples

#marathonthegame

03.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
ditto with a | on his face

ditto with a | on his face

ditto with a | I on his face

ditto with a | I on his face

ditto with | | on his face

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ditto with |__ on his face

ditto with |__ on his face

:3

03.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 1765 πŸ” 520 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 20
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definitely the funniest thing ever written about me, personally

03.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 144 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 5673 πŸ” 1575 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 19
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