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Retired Dirtbag dog dad. Thinking about X-Men and sports ⚽️ 🏐🏈⚾️πŸ₯Ž(in a queer way) and lifting weights. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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My second printing cover for Absolute Wonder Woman #16 featuring Absolute Zatanna. Because who doesn't like psychotic magical goth baddie?

11.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 2045 πŸ” 539 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 29

Max Effort Day on the Machine Chest Press. #TeamTiddies #HugeNaturals

11.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Glad to know there is another Sliders enthusiast out there! #tearsinmyfro

11.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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MINI-EPISODE! @indiehypeman.bsky.social joins us to talk indie comics creators of 2001, the Hulk revamp by Bruce Jones and John Romita Jr., a Last Man Standing battle between Nick Fury and Cobra Commander, plus review Morlocks, Exiles and more. Listen now www.wizardscomics.com/episodes/wiz...

04.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

worth remembering, David Lynch directed β€œfix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic β€œno mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

10.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 11450 πŸ” 4683 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Team USA can potentially lose the chance to move on in the WBC because they don’t have love in their hearts. Full stop. Honestly I hope they don’t play in the next round to teach them humility. Baseball belongs to everyone not just boring entitled white boys who have been pampered.

11.03.2026 06:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Girl, he has five kids with his ex wife who he still lives with and like five or six boyfriends. Little Michael is busy! Plus I already have a good boy!! πŸ‘Ί

10.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I played volleyball with Little Michael today. And I called a dog β€œa good boy” and Michael was excited because at first he thought I meant him. πŸ˜‚

10.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jockception. I’m wearing a jockstrap with a jockstrap tattoo while playing 🏐 with my πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ community.

09.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sup faggots. Wanna kiss πŸ’‹

09.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The undercut is back for the πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ season!! Happy Spring y’all!

09.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Carol isn’t very sci fi to me. It’s a brilliant character piece with slightly fantastical premise. If you liked Better Call Saul, you’ll adore this series

06.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I kept ApppleTV for Carol πŸ˜… and I enjoy the Silo as well

06.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I kind of dig that vibe. I’ll miss AppleTV Friday night baseball. Especially because Friday is the one sure day I can watch live baseball.

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I loathe LSU and all of their sports teams but the women’s basketball coach wears the most cunty outfits. The outfits seem to mirror her abhorrent personality. She’s a classic Disney villain who is over the top arch.

06.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey! A game they might win!

06.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The cum trees are in blossom.

06.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A show that I abandoned the exact same way they abandoned you.

04.03.2026 05:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like when I turn on my Bluetooth headphones and it says β€œbattery high” and then I reply out loud β€œme too bitch”

02.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I work with people who only read on screens and never read for entertainment. It’s concerning. And use ChatGPT for the most trivial reasons. Makes my palms very itchy.

02.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
caption in comic book lettering that reads "Tomorrow--World War Three!"

caption in comic book lettering that reads "Tomorrow--World War Three!"

Earth had a good run, True Believers.

02.03.2026 07:10 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My husband called it a show for simpletons and I can’t shake that savage read. I don’t think he’s wrong. Also a new generation of Kate Bush fans is worth it.

02.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My #WorldBaseball prediction bracket. I see a repeat of the final and champs from 2023. As a Dodger fan, I’m proud to root for πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ again this time. Plus Team Japan is just prettier. πŸ’…

02.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey! Some foods have naturally occurring latex πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ’ͺ

01.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@lennonpatton.bsky.social: ... and little michaelβ€”
me: wait, who? how would you describe him
lennon: uhh, he's little?

later,

my beautiful beautiful sweet himbo boyfriend: ... and she's friends with what's his face who owns craig's, craig?

01.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Should I restore my Grindr account and cruise for strange between reps πŸ‘Ί

28.02.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Anyways just at the hotel gym getting huge and listening to my fucking playlist πŸ’ͺπŸ˜€πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

28.02.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gay sex is just better. Sorry nerds πŸ’–

28.02.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mercury in retrograde or something

27.02.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes.

27.02.2026 06:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0