Way to manifest, guys!
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Way to manifest, guys!
First time my mum went to my dad's parents house she noticed my granddad had a party hat on. Seemed odd as there was no party.
"Why is he wearing that?" she asked my dad later.
"It's because he's so forgetful," said my dad. "My mum makes him wear it every time he's switched the immersion heater on."
A sexy motherfucker showing off a well-turned kneecap while wearing some fab gear. Gives me the horn.
This is the future liberals want
in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy
The filming in Spain was just a front!
I know the (complete) myth is that Paul was replaced, but I am always stunned by the change in John's appearance from early 66 to the following year
The finest take down of the institution of monarchy and "class" and the grasping, greedy, venal, entitled, and very stupid people it enables that you will read today or any day.
www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
Holy war, anyone?
Real heroes fire missiles *at* schools
TWW has been ruined by the orange fuck. There'll be an episode where an ashen-faced Donna tells Josh that she's used a stamp from the office to send her dad a birthday card rather than buy one herself and he spends 20 mins lecturing her on the federal budget. I exaggerate but you know what I mean.
"There's a genocide happening in this island because it is being taken over by dffiferent people that are not indigenous to this land"
"I would love to know where you are planning to go when they really turn on us. Because it has happened before + will happen again"
Thomas Corbett-Dillon, GB News
Hey, neurodivergent freelance folk: tomorrow at 12pm I’m hosting a lovely (and, crucially, tax deductible) online workshop on freelancing while neurodivergent. Here’s an outline of what we’ll cover. Would love to see you there if it would be useful!
Tickets: www.many-hats.org/events/freel...
Poetry in motion
What I love about this new Tory social post, which I've shortened to 'More Tanks, Yanks and Food Banks' is that the Greens could literally run it - as is - as an attack ad.
Rubio: “Let me tell you, Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics.”
I have an awful feeling that Tory HQ have interpreted their subterranean poll numbers as proof that the public haven't seen *enough* of Kemi, because the actual truth is too awful for them to grasp.
PSA: If you've not watched this and Prey yet, do yourself a favour. Both absolute bangers.
Not at all surprised that The Times have positioned it like that though. It's no longer a serious newspaper.
Dear Oliver Bonas, I bought a jug from you more than a month ago. Despite your daily entreaties, I didn't 'review' my purchase at the time, because I'm not mental. I haven't reviewed it since for the same reason. There will be, and I cannot stress this enough, no jug review forthcoming.
He really missed an opportunity here: "You three are triple-cooked!" #theapprentice
GB News has never made a profit because it doesn’t exist to make a profit. It exists to exert pressure to push broadcast news channels further rightwards. It is about further poisoning the information environment. That’s why it exists.
South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign
I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.
Who, in the name of Alan Fucking Sugar, puts their clients at the mercy of an event organised by the fucknuts of The Apprentice?
Andrew Tate getting his wish to eat a packed lunch on a rollercoaster
It's niche, but I'm very proud of it :D
Look lads it's 2026. Can we ALL just agree, for the love of Christ, to never reimagine anything from the ground up ever again?
GROGU'S SHAME: "He said touching his helmet helped him sleep"
Is this 'Super Aston Villa' on the training pitch with us now Unai?
Not just in the US either
They've gone properly tonto
bloody HELL
