🐶 Woof 🐶

Sometimes I still check my work email when I don’t need to. It’s the worst habit I have.

There is nothing wrong with folding for a beautiful, seductive, enchanting, tantalizing woman. That’s how God intended romantic relations. I exist and you fold.

When they say, “God is testing me!” and the Bible clearly says he doesn’t test or tempt ppl 😭😭😭 “Christians” do NOT read the Bible!

And it feels so good

I ain’t did shit all day

Trump started a war and lost 100k jobs in February alone. Unemployment is up

My milkshake brings everybody to the yard.

if you ever wondered why your fav celeb randomly became a zionist overnight, this is probably why.

It’d be a shame if this image went viral

I want a really good stiff drink and a nice meal that I do not have to prepare

My brain so fried I forgot I had taken Tylenol about 30 minutes ago and was about to take two more Tylenol pm

Certain things don’t even feel real anymore.

Idk who I was feeling like in Jan and Feb but that credit card bill hit my inbox and I almost threw up.

She’s taking it well. He was awful to all his kids.

They arrested my sister’s dad for a cold case murd34 today. Been thinking about how it could’ve been my momma because he was so weird. I remember cussing him out and my momma chased him with a knife. He was so crazy but he was also cunning and a con artist. What a terrible man.

Not you making your milk madness brackets!?

And we still gotta get up and go to work tomorrow while wars, mass killings, biblical epidemics, and all kinda shit happening. And rent still due…

Hi babe 🤗

I prefer that the most but I hate standing over a stove even for a few minutes. What’s your go to

I don’t make people cum I bring em to an ultimate climax. That sounds sexier.

I need advice on how to make good baked/broiled/grilled fish…

I love you 😘

Still bae

The difference between my arms and face so crazy lol 😂 I look like a WWOC from the neck down. Anemia got me in hell and lack of sun.

I be knocking that mf out like a piñata

Man the thing that calms my nerves is eating ice cream and bidding on random eBay items… guess what I’ll be doing this weekend.